12/24 - Twas The Day Before Christmas Monday

You need to start using %'s like 30% or 80% instead of 0% or 100%. That way if you're actually using it right or maybe if you're wrong, no one can point it out.

 

I go in at 2 and have a shit ton of caterings today

 

My dad's been complaining that he had to work for 3 entire hours today. I already went ahead and called him a big baby, though, no need to worry on that front.

 

PE $0

 

Oh that is right up my alley! Thank you for adding a new subreddit to my collection.

 

lol we close at 6 today. so 4 hours for me

 

After midnight works too ...it'll be soooo hot



I don't mean the pizza

 

My brain is mush and I can't even think of a good comeback.

 

Merry xmas eve everyone!

 

You mean your brain is full of mud, silly.

 

I will award anyone who brings me a pizza every penny I make on Mturk today!

Worth the gamble?

Edit: Only to the first pizza bringer of course.

 

your dad is upset the Raiders might be the London Raiders for a season

 

I'll be sure to buy him some nice London Raiders gear if that does happen.

 

Presents Delivered: 4,765,341 Lumps of coal delivered: 1 ( @ChrisTurk because he's racist)

 

You forgot @ThisPoorGuy because he mod edits you.

 

Oh wow, that's a real subreddit. Sometimes I feel a need to /r/<see if something exists> and when it doesn't.. decide if my life would be better for it if I did create it. Sofar, I'm a big fat zero for created subreddits.

 

fair point, but gave him a present this year because he was actually wearing pants for a change when i stopped by

 

Then sometimes it DOES exist and my life is worse for having that information.