02/28 - The Ordinary and Unremarkable Thursday!

English lit, my bad

 

brown eggs totally taste so much better too, but it might just be a placebo. But I feel they do

 

>Handle properly.

Basically don't crack the eggs with your hands and then mix up the eggs with your hands or something like that.

Or just use a whisk/fork lol.

 

say what you will, dude could write some believable fake BS comments re: c-sats

 

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Depends on how the chicken that laid the egg is raised. Free range eggs are objectively better than that other stuff.

 

I mean you still gotta cook the eggs, but they won't spoil.

THEY DO!!! And omg if you ever try a farm fresh duck egg?? Your life is CHANGED.

 

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I have questions, probably better left unanswered though

 

100%. I strictly free range mine due to this.

 

The color is unimportant while the freshness is what actually matters.

 

I wonder how long I could keep a chicken pen in my backyard before Titan decided the fence was a suggestion and had himself a nice snack. I'm gonna go with two weeks at most.

 

My friend raises ducks and chickens so I have, and yes they're great. A person a few doors down from me has ducks. I should probably make friends with them.

 

I can't properly enjoy my ramen unless the chickens suffered for my meal.

 

Can I have its legs?

The duck.

 

All that running after grasshoppers in the Texas august heat is definitely torture I'm sure. lol

 

My favorite breakfast is fried fish and runny yolk eggs on top

 

Meanwhile, here I've been using my fingers to mix my eggs up until now. Well, thanks to the forum, TIL!

 

Grass?

I'll give them the luxury of having enough room to turn their heads.

 

I could go for the fried fish!