04/29 - Mole Monday

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison

 

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

 

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

 

He wouldn't understand this one yet...

 

I worked from my Queue, I was worried about them saying I did them too fast because I was using Turkernator and it makes those types of HITS more efficient, but I was loading my queue constantly. Why do you ask, you have a theory about the timing they are using.

 

LOL! Not fatal yet. Of course my chest and back started hurting Saturday but that could be because I was in bed from like 5:30 pm Friday to nearly 10 am Saturday. It's possible I died and came back somewhere in those many hours of being in bed!

 

Why was the broom late? It overswept!

 

Im glad the chicken turned out well, hate that you're feeling so rough tho. <3

 

I love popsicle stick jokes.

 

Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling!

 

Yes. I need better lunchbox jokes.

 

we can do yo mamma jokes instead?

 

Why is it a bad idea to tell a burrito a secret? They might spill the beans!

 

I didn't do any of the HITs, so not sure if they were in the iframe or whatever - but if they used mturk assigned time to judge people were submitting too quickly - you'll show long times due to working out of your queue. I bet you're safe

 

My kid likes yo mama jokes, but I don't allow the yo mama so fat jokes. I'll tolerate other yo mama jokes though. Soo if you have any good ones?

 

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish

 

also I have no idea what I'm talking about

 

if the fat ones are bad, you dont want to know about the other ones

 

In fact, my kids aren't even allowed to use the word "fat" and they get mad at me about it.