04/14 - Funky Friday!

Title: Car driving simulation game A: 10am Eastern Time (US) today | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Ofer Lab at Hunter College [A2Z4C1SBM5Z1GC] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.72] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 41] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Must start playing exactly on 10am Eastern Time. 20 minutes of driving a car, collecting coins, crossing lakes using ferry services, short survey Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Completed simulation game DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US;

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vroom vroom

 

Title: Consumer Opinions | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Chiara Longoni [A1ZE1GQMC0MYKV] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.38] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 10] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Short academic survey about consumer opinions (avg time 4 minutes) Time: 40 minutes HITs Available: 44 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Location is US;

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I feel like this paid more several months ago when I did it

 

Yeah! I am over $10! Suck it, nerds! I can sleep and grab up hits after I get up!

 

Ducks do not have teeth, they have bristles, similar to a whale, for filtering. They may look a little like teeth, but that doesn't make them teeth. But, what ducks do have that other Birds don't have are dicks. If you wanna see weird, google the Argentine Duck peen, it's the longest and is basically a giant rope with which to lasso unwilling females. There is also an entire corkscrew thing going on I won't go into this early in the morning.

I love Birds!

 

I know about the duck rape and necrophilia. And those are so teeth. A duck can break your arm with those teeth!

 

Title: Employees reactions to organizational change | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: GWZ [A343CG4YW4RODE] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Employees reactions to organizational change Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 40 Reward: $1.05 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 5000; Previous x has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99; Location is US;

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Wait how do birds fuck then?

 

Birds are asexual and replicate like starfish

 

Meant regular dickless birds