05/23 - Totally Tuesday!

goddamnit I missed Mindspark

 

Glacier is amazing. Soon to be known as just "National Park" at this rate.

 

Title: [Only people who are currently employed can take this survey, or you could not get paid] Activity Evaluation Survey | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Kevin Cosgrove [AQBMBO8UIIOJ] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 2.52] [Fast: 4.14] [Comm: 1.63] [Fair: 3.84] [Reviews: 122] [ToS: 3] TO 2: [Rate: $5.00/hr] [Pen: 2.00 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: In this survey, you will be asked to evaluate various activities, some of which are job-related while others are not. Only people who are currently employed are eligible to participate in this survey. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.60 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

Because you don't have @ChrisTurk's Survey tool installed

Code:

 // ==UserScript==
// @name M - Survey Tool
// @version 1.0
// @namespace https://turkerhub.com
// @description This will seek out and destroy surveys that have the stupid URL parameter mistake and fix it so you can click the link w/o fiddling with the address all the time. It'll also prevent "oopsie" submissions on the default survey template.
// @author ChrisTurk
// @include /^https://(www|s3)\.(mturkcontent|amazonaws)\.com/
// @grant GM_log
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.2.1.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
if ($( 'body:contains(CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE SURVEY!)' ).length) { _fixURL(); }
verifySurveys();
function _fixURL() {
console.log('this survey link may be broken, lets give it a gander and buy it a goose');
$('a[href*="qualtrics"]').each(function(){ // not necessary to do this.. but why not
var url = $(this).attr('href');
if (!/\?/.test(url)) {
console.log('url parameter is wrong, lets fix it');
var newUrl = url.replace(/&/, '?'); //we can be lazy and do it this way because regex will only find and replace the first match. if you added a g after the /&/ it'd replace them all - don't do that here.
$(this).attr('href', newUrl);
console.log($(this).attr('href'));
} else {
console.log('url is fine');
}
});
}
function verifySurveys() {
// lets poke around and see if this HIT is likely to be a survey, and if so prevent autosubmission & nasty mistakes that may cost us a rejection
if ($('#surveycode').length !== 0) {
console.log('boy howdy we got ourselves a regular ol fashioned mTurk survey right chere boyyy lets prevent ourselves from autosubmitting this varmint');
$('#surveycode').attr('required', true); // gee that was easy.. wonder why mTurk never thought of this incredibly complex and genius solution :rolleyes:
}
}

 

Title: Sex Robots | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Brad Alan Haggadone [A28K68CETACO2L] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: This is an academic study looking at your opinion of sex and using various toys, machines, and robots for sex Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

 

Mindspark where?

 

Get it guuurl.

 

The survey says 10-15 min . although the link should be working now

 

Movies that do this make me so mad. That newish one with Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake has a scene where there's clearly nothing in the Starbucks cups and I'm just like... all the budget and no one can put water in a damn cup?

 

The whole Rory doesn't know how to hold anything thing in the promos had me dying.





It's like she forgot basic peopling skills.

 

More than that.... They make HOW much money, and they can't act well enough to pretend there is a liquid in a cup?

 

Was going to do it for the lulz, but.... 100 questions for 30 cents is not happening.

 

Did anyone end up with a time for that 14.00 HIT?

 

I would accept that explanation. But the flowers. Who holds flowers like that?