05/30 - Thirsty Super Mega Money Tuesday

She said football, not egghand.

 

That sounds like so much work...I'd only do it if I didn't have to leave my chair.

 

There is only one NFL team....

 

Yes, and I'm typing with my penis.

 

Title: Sensitive Information Survey | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Angela Listy [A1M2H0HAEXONBY] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.54] [Fast: 4.71] [Comm: 3.75] [Fair: 4.47] [Reviews: 181] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $5.82/hr] [Pen: 2.50 days] [Res: 0% of 1] [Rec: 55% of 11] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Please take this survey about sensitive information. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.72 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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Now that is a skill that you display proudly at the top of a resume.

 

MEUTEFT TOOHJHKHJ

 

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The Jets blow, I'm just used to that by now. But hey, did someone mention college ball? My solution for not having to deal with sports rivalry is marrying a fellow alum who is otherwise meh on other sports. He just nods while I rage kick trashcans over.

 

When I see something like this I always wonder if I missed something scandalous. Like did I read past it without any extra consideration or was it deleted before I saw it?

 

and at 120 wpm to

 

wanks per minute?