03/32 - Idiocracy Wensdae

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    I mean, pretty easy tbh, I have two versions, both about equally plausible:

    1. You went to Prolific only to get shit thrown at you, so you want it to be Sunday over and over again so you can fly free like a bird, and then at the end you're confused about why things are the way they are.

    2. A giant fucking hawk flew out of nowhere and pooped on you, covering you head to toe with various liquids, essentially turning you into a giant human sundae, which coincidentally isn't the first time this exact thing happened this week, so now you're nervously looking around, scanning the area for another hawk that might appear and poop on you yet again.
     
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    I'm jealous of these people landing on chance (edit: oh its community chest) and getting bank error in their favor that I seem to read every few weeks on Prolific reddit.

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    Just a heads up - do NOT buy the VIP version, it's a way for companies to scam more money out of you. That just comes with a fridge magnet, an artbook, and you can start dating her 3 days earlier than the non-VIP customers. And it's like double the price. Just get the normal version and save the cash.


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