08/07 - Mundane Monday

To fund my adult video collection

 

4 figures here

(Wife brings in the big bucks as a teacher - I'm disabled so I work very part time.)

 

Still very admirable.

 

This is me, except with comic books.

 

I didn't know 5 year olds were allowed here, but I support your dreams.

 

I knew it had to be an early retirement lol. only other explanation was you're pulling in bank and just turk for "science"

 

This is all fun and games until non GMO trees get banned in 2045.

 

I'm only here because my therapist thought it would be a good idea to have some sort of real job.

@leafs4_cup but I'm 23 senpai.

 

Plane fuel! And shoes. And makeup.

I love those.

 

Wait this is a real job?

 

This is me also, except with cocaine.

 

Oh yeah, I forgot about my addition to artisan shaving soaps and aftershaves. Need money for that too.

 

Will_Turk_For_Coke

This is the 3rd joke I've made about your name in the last 2 weeks.

 

Full disclosure:

I don't need to turk to live, but I'm doing it to pay off some loans early and to take nice vacations with my boo before we're old and rickety.

.....

I mean hookers and blow.

 

Yeah, but I presume since we're all using the same calculator the inflation adjustments are similar across the board. I'm honestly not sure what I'd do if I retired at 35 lol

 

I do really turk for science, it's no where near my actual income. I'll have a cool 10 mill come my 35th birthday.

 

Well kudos to you, sir. Just remember all of us when you're on your yacht.

 

I just mean retiring with 3 million in 25 years is like retiring with 1 million now. I don't plan on inflation being so low forever.

 

You're on a roll!

 

I know a polar bear who does that.