08/11 - Feels Like Friday!

Servsafe buddies!

 

As a New Yorker, the concept of leaving your front door wide open is completely foreign to me.

 

Accidentally submitted this before doing it.

 

You'd probably think me leaving my keys in my ignition with the doors unlocked is wild too

 

Dave is just technologically challenged. his technology phobia is worse than his phobia of the kitchen

 

WeEeeeEEeEEEE I spoke it into existence and caught a MAD LAB.

 

Same. My neighbors told me it's so safe I can keep my doors unlocked! No, how about no.

I mean shit, I know how many sex offenders this town has! I'm keeping my damn door locked!

My front door doesn't even have a deadbolt, what?!

 

She asked to come into my house and I'm like "No, out here is fine". She's like "Maybe it's cooler inside?" and I'm like "Yeah, but I don't really want strangers in my house"

I mean, she was sweet and all. But I still don't want strangers in my house...

 

Joke's on them, this house hasn't been on the market for decades, fat chance of finding it!

Except @HarryHood , he could probably find me only cause he knows where I live.

 

My insurance company probably hates me but I have never locked my doors on anything I own. When I met my wife she was so confused by why I felt so safe doing that.

 

On the Heather mico game HIT, what's the pragmatic qual? Anyone know what you had to do to get it?

 

Wait till you get assaulted, you'll never function without checking that your door is locked a million times a day! (Joking, I hope you never experience that hell)

Door locks are <3

 

i think if someone wants to break in theyll break in right?

 

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I used to do stuff like this because where I'm from there was like 0 crime. Then my sister did it in Bloomington one day and a homeless dude stole her car, robbed a store, took it on the highway into a high speed police chase (it was a dodge neon so I don't know how high speed it could have been) with 10 squad cars and a helicopter and crashed it into a wall where it burned into nothing. So, I stopped doing that.

 

Well damn!

I don't do it out in public or anything. Just at home. Parked in my garage.

 

Dude, I've had my door jiggled multiple times in my life, in different parts of the country. There are a lot of thieves who are oppurtunists and will only break into a place cause it has a wide open window or they notice unlocked doors.

 

Is there a script for the ProductRNR .05 I know there is for .08 but I am just wondering. They are mind numbing otherwise LOL