08/28 - Monday

But are they the dragons we deserve?

 

Pretty decent past twenty minutes or so. Hopefully the momentum lasts all day because I am broke.

 

No but they are the ones that we need right now.

 

Yeah, no, it's literally just a metal teaspoon I've had since high school. Funny how it still magically measures tea leaves after all these years.

It's fucking magic dude.

 

Couldn't tell if this was referring to the Miyazaki's or Random's opinions

 

Now that he is 21, he has man-sized opinions. It's time for everyone to pray to whatever you pray to for strength and protection.

Dear Canadian Jesus, please protect me from young people.

 

Miyazaki

 

Even those aren't really very effective. I mean they wash the surface fibers but push most of the nasty stuff down onto the root of the fibers and the soluble stuff gets pressed down into the padding with the water. It's probably just a weird personal quirk. When we moved out of the apartment after six years looking at the carpet made me want to gag lol. And I shampooed it at least once every few months.

 

Just in case some people missed it. I wrote a script for them that loads the image and makes hotkeys for the options. If anybody is interested

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Takashi Miyazaki script
// @namespace    https://greasyfork.org/users/144229
// @version      1.0
// @description  Makes Money
// @author       MasterNyborg
// @icon         http://i.imgur.com/wS1IQwd.jpg
// @include      *mturkcontent*
// @include       *worker.mturk*
// @require      https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js
// ==/UserScript==

$(document).ready(function() {
    console.log($('p').eq(2).text().trim());
    sanity = "There is a person marked by the red dot in the image.";
    if ($('p').eq(2).text().trim().indexOf(sanity) >= 0){
        $('div').eq(1).toggle();
        var pic = $('a').attr('href');
        $('fieldset').eq(0).prepend($('<img>',{id:'theImg',src:pic}));
        $('input[value=photographer]').before("(1) ");
        $('input[value=people]').before("(2) ");
        $('input[value=others]').before("(3) ");
        $('input[value=monologue]').before("(4) ");
        $('input[value=not_applicable]').before("(5) ");
        $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').before("(6) ");
        $(document).keyup(function(event){
            if (event.which == 49){
                $('input[value=photographer]').click(); //1-5 for 'Whom the person is talking
                $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').select();
            } else if (event.which == 50){
                $('input[value=people]').click();
                $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').select();
            } else if (event.which == 51){
                $('input[value=others]').click();
                $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').select();
            } else if (event.which == 52){
                $('input[value=monologue]').click();
                $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').select();
            } else if (event.which == 53){
                $('input[value=not_applicable]').click();
                $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').select();
            } else if (event.which == 54){
                $('input[name=Q2FreeTextInput]').select(); //Press 6 to select the text box
            }
        });
    }
});

 

You can't post a gif of her and expect me to pay attention to any words in your post

 

Can confirm, great script.

 

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NexGuard is awesome for fleas. Kinda pricey but so worth it.

 

Somebody has a bad case of the Mondays.

 

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wtf forum

 

Somebody has a bad case of the double posts

 

Somebody can't detect a joke between two people who get along.