09/05 - Tumultuous Tuesday!

For guys there's no worse sudden and profound existential crisis than the exact moment you finish having sex with that person

 

You somehow found one of the original formula four lokos from back when it had crack in it

 

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At least you were still in your own back yard... That's a positive right?

 

I'm totally convinced that's what happened because neither Matt or I remember anything past that moment. We didn't have anything to drink before or after and to this day, not sure what happened exactly, but we both gag if we see it in a store.

 

I used to pound four lokos....

my poor liver

 

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There is 15 minutes of my life that I can't remember from having one of those.

 

I've faked a panic attack before - I was a kid last week

 

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I am not responsible if people don't understand my very twisted sense of humor

 

I don't drink hardly at all anymore so I have nothing but myself to blame all the stupid shit I do on. I really need to drink more

 

I'm not responsible if I punch someone in the face.

Oh wait, totally am.

 

I haven't had a drink for over a year now. It's honestly kinda nice. YMMV.

 

I just kinda lost the taste for it.

 

You will pry my single malt out of my cold dead hand...