09/25 - Monday

Is Starburst a food group?

Had a couple of those today.

 

Uh, buddy?

He lost those a week ago.

I named my fantasy football team Bearnie's Missing Balls in his honor.

Rest in Pepperonis tiny sack.

 

I thought you let him slide, since he was all beat up from his adventure.

 

Its not even my fault. I'm at the mercy of all the shitty devs who built random add-ons for this moderately well built forum software that I chose at complete random when I didn't even know what php was.

TV is put together okayish.. except for all the JS. All the JS is an absolute disaster. I was looking at the userscript earlier and there's gotta be 5-10 things in there that literally do nothing at all LMAO. I think at some point it just randomly parses a localstorage string into an array and then loops through all the keys and does fuck all with them, then moves on to doing something actually useful.

 

Staci Nelson [A2N86WGVB8K2K8] Survey about experiences with common services (e.g., sports, entertainment, insurance)(~ 2 minutes) - $0.25

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$10.34 / hour
00:01:27 / completion time

Pros: -Optional follow up survey
Cons:

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I let it slide for a couple years, couldn't put it off anymore. Tomcats pee on everrrrrything and if he ever gets out again, I'm uncomfortable with the idea of him making any new feral cats. I don't think he knows, if it helps, they only make a little cut and take the baby makers out, he still has a creepy little cat sack to show off for all the Grinches and hos.

He never even knew what hit him, the vet was fixing up his eye and all that and just, put him under real quick, did a little snip snip, he was eating a couple hours later.

 

Can you do reviews for hits you already submitted? If not I will tell you
S. Kwaku Asare Audit judgment 3T5ZXGO9DEOJ7BBYW8RCE6UNRKGZQ3 is underpaid, not worth it, asks you question that I know for a fact that are NOT on the reading and gives you no code at the end! grrr

 

Title: Share 5 questions you answered with an Internet search | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: VLIS CMU [AAHISD49UA8XP] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.40] [Fast: 4.86] [Comm: 4.75] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 12] [ToS: 1] TO 2: Not Available Description: Share 5 questions you recently answered with an Internet search and provide the URL of the website where you found the answer Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 75;

 

I mean, we all know he might snap and kill me one day, a la Psycho or Silence of the Lambs.

Matt will come home and Bearnie will just be wearing my clothes, pretending to be me.

IT PUTS THE CATNIP IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE SLAP AGAIN MOTHER!

 

CAD [A2Y5GY2TSR6RLA] Decision-making survey (~ 15 minutes) - $2.00

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$28.57 / hour
00:04:12 / completion time

Pros: This was super fast for the pay.
Cons:

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Code:

if (system.resources.allofem >= 10%) {
    lemmePracticeDemNestedTernaries(frack,your,shirt,up);
}

lemmePracticeDemNestedTernaries(waste,these,system,resources){
    let var const that = waste === true ? 'goodjob' : (these+system)*resources == 'still available' ? 'wait is this backwards? : 'how the fk am i supposed to read right to left?';
console.warn('no worries chris theyll all just hit LOL and move on to the next low quality content message anyway');
return that;
}

 

I looped right back around to hitting LOL out of spite.