10/03 - Totally Technical Tuesday!

but i tagged birdee so........

 

Just tell him this.

 

PINS.
GONE.

 

Wait, I'm sorry, he's also getting gas money? It's not like they are taking advantage then. They asked, he said yes. If he said no, they would have come up with alternate plans as needed.

Dude, I don't give people rides to the airport or whatever solely in return for for sexy time, as I don't require my friends to whore themselves out to me for a favor. I mean, it's well within your right to be a hermit and interact people in whatever way you so choose, but if your brother wants to be a chill friend- let him be a nice friend.

Cause, spoiler alert: I've given a lot of rides over the years, and I've only fucked one of those fine friends afterwards- Matt.

 

Is this when we find out the plot twist that you have like five friends named Matt?

 

who are all alternative personalities of Bearnie?

 

Well, this is where I take my dog for a walk because I'm an adult.

 

trains dog to use the toilet and rings a bell. problem solve

 

HI MY NAME IS MATT

 

we have more important problems;

I have a friend named Alex Baldwin who cannot find himself on google.

 

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I made eggs and bacon.. I came back to like 50 posts but somehow this clip isn't in there.. sad.

 

Wait, who is holding Matt in this picture then?!

 

One day I'm going to appreciate all of the unicorn requesters you set straight.

Until then

 

Anybody here do work on the crowdsurf site?

 

random dude you found at Los Pollos?