11/18 - Salient Saturday!

that is a damn crime.

 

Holy shit, some douche sent that to me. The obvious douche. During visitation today. Like I can't.

 

gooooonna need details.

 

I’m so cool with threesomes in theory, but I too cannot share.

Eyyy baby. How you doin?

 

I'll text you. CT already vaguely threatened banning me. So I'd assume talking about my boobs would totally be over the line at this point.

 

Threesomes are some male fantasy about two women being so into them. It never, ever works out that way and someone always gets pissed. Usually the dude. Because if your girl agrees to a threesome, she's probably into it more than you are.

I am drinking my single woes away, and yourself?

 

I'll take one for the team on behalf of the forum and get the boobies privately.

Let the record show that once @Jesicu got 'caught' having boob pics in her phone... that were sent to me, showing off how on point they were.

 

I was def kidding.. just in case that wasn't drunk-clear

 

My mother taught me to share but I will never share my wife with anyone

 

Hahaha I know.

But let the record show that CT is totally trying to talk me into discussing my boob drama in the forum. Just in case we need that kind of evidence in the future.

 

Let the record show that I like bacon.

 

I’m not engaged anymore, and I’m home alone drinking cocktails with my cat and icing my bruised up knee from wiping out skating so much.

Living the life baby!

 

Are we all drunk tonight?

Nice.

 

I'm not, was just clarifying for those who are. #abovetheinfluence

 

I'm CT, and I'm sooooo cool. Look at me!

 

I feel ya.