12/19 - Twinkle Tuesday!

Sorry I didn't have time to answer before. Try this link and let me know if it works.

www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome?pandacrazy=on&resetalldata=yes

 

Panda Crazy is the most unintentionally obsfucated mTurk userscript I've ever come across, featuring famous anti-patterns like the Pyramid Of Doom:



and the "wow, very descriptive function name bruh, the difference between createLink and createLink2 is very clear" antipattern:

 

I was supposed to get a package delivered today according to a text from Amazon. Well I forgot and let my Rottweiler out. She sits right beside the front door behind a couple of lawn chairs so you cant see her till you are almost all the way up to the door. You can imagine what happened..I was working and happened to look up at my Camera for the front yard and a big USPS guy was walking up the front walkway with a package and got to where he saw Abby and froze, dropped the package and bolted outside the gate. Before I could get outside and tell him she doesn't bite he had already pulled off. He must have been Christmas Help cause the normal guy and lady know Abby and have no problem with her.

 

find the guy, tip the guy

 

Every time I see this gif I'm reminded how cute he was as a child, and what a creepy ass looking adult he's turned into.

 

TurkLab [ANE45FS1Z0AB] Confidentiality of survey responses(~ 15 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

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Generous

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$13.11 / hour
00:09:09 / completion time

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Pros:
Straight forward with a decent layout.
Cons:
A little bit of typing.

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The fact I shittily wrapped it makes it ok, right?

 

Nils Ehrbar [AELH2KTSF19BB] Can Twitter activity help diagnose depression? - $2.50

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Unrated

$36.59 / hour
00:04:06 / completion time

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If you do this HIT may God have mercy on your soul. It is seriously one of the hardest HITS I have ever done on mturk.

 

Title: READ DESCRIPTION -- Purchasing Sexual Services -- WOMEN WHO HAVE BOUGHT SEX ONLY: WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content | Accept Requester: Bridget Welch [AWYUDESA6PNT3] Contact TV: [Hrly: $8.79] [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 4.00] [Comm: 2.33] [Fair: 3.22] [Reviews: 17] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $2.50 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: You must be a US Citizen, over the age of 18, and be a female who has exchanged money or something of value for sexual services at least once to complete this survey. Requirements: Bkwelch12.15BLOCKPAST DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 5000; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.0.0​

 

I'd still hit it.

 

Yeah he prolly needs new underwear

 

To those that had to verify your AP account with bills or license, did it resolve? I woke up to that this morning. I did finally get my $$ in bank this morning, but it does not look like my account is "verified" yet. I called Amazon, and I guess this is a "glitch". I thought my account used to have "verified" some where on it. Now it does not. I have been on Amazon turk for almost 10 years and have had the same data for quite some time. So frustrating.

Curious if anyone has been successful at fixing this, or is this really a glitch and will resolve on it's own. I can't be fighting to get my money everyday- and it's 6 days before Xmas - I rely on this money, and most definitely need it right now with 3 kids expecting Santa to come!

 

ok i've adulted for the day, I'm going to play..... *UNU drops*

@MyLegIsFine - I did this morning's survey, why am I not qual'd?

 

I just liked the fact he wore the same clothes for weeks on end while doing a play just to screw with the paparazzi.