01/29 - Maybe We'll Mellow On This Marvelous Monday

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Maybe they'll just put you in a nursing home.

 

Yes. Probably. That's where the biting comes in. When I get expelled from every home, they're stuck with me.

 

Me - Man, this will be SO easy, I am secretly SO offensive!

Also me - -stares at this form- I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING OFFENSIVE

 

I have two kids and I'm still trying to figure out how this children thing works.

 

And hopefully when they grow up you realize what incredibly amazing people they are. And you are actually now FRIENDS! I loved every stage, but my kids continue to amaze me. It just keeps getting better now.

 

msr [AH4M963EWDB4W] Survey about Amazon Mechanical Turk(~ 15 minutes) - $1.50 | PANDA

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$13.85 / hour
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Shari Liu [A3GI60SKLN9SUO] What would you choose? Psychology study (~7 minutes) - $1.00 | PANDA

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$8.57 / hour
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Goes full screen.

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Cissnei slept through the night by the time she was a month old

 

Woohoo, finally made the POTW post.

 

damn MADlab work already, your breaking my heart

 

Anna Gabrielyan [A14CCC9KUG7P6Y] Write 50 messages (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) - $6.50 | PANDA

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Coming up with 25 offensive messages is alot harder than I thought it would be

 

Did you ever notice how every single newborn looks like Winston Churchill?

I'm just saying....

 

My son (4 years old) trolls the shit out of me. Purposely starts telling me nonsensical and useless stories.

Patrick - "Daddy? daddy? daddy?"
Me - "What????"
P - "My friend Audrey told me I can't have a playdate with her so I told her I would call the cops and tell Miss Connors"
Me - "Oh yeah? Is Audrey in your class?"
P - "Daddy? daddy? daddy?"
Me - "Yeah??"
P - "Who is Audrey?"

I hold my ground until the next batch drops, then he wins. Let's face it though, even when I win, I don't win.