01/29 - Maybe We'll Mellow On This Marvelous Monday

CogDevLab [A1X40H4CACTFMG] Academic Survey - Rating Statements (15-25 Minutes)(~ 12 minutes) - $0.90 | PANDA

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Low

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$4.92 / hour
00:10:58 / completion time

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Underpaid and many pages of sliders and bubbles

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I like Motel 6. You get a nice soft bed for a decent price.

There was one terrible one in the DC area, but I think it has been shut down now.

 

It's hard as hell. I just had to go to the bathroom because I cried thinking about what I'm going to say. Fantastic. Thankfully I think boss man will take it in stride, he had like a billion sisters, and has three daughters and a wife at home so hopefully he gets it and we can move past me having a streaming face the whole time

 

oh and @ChrisTurk mine passed too

 

Smoking kills, but it also causes you to miss Unanimous AI qual HITs too... That's something the Surgeon General won't tell you

 

North Studies [A365INFV8YVNQC] Social Survey - $1.20 | PANDA

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Fair

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$9.71 / hour
00:07:25 / completion time

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Title: Film Character Perception | PANDA Requester: Giacomo Castronovo [A1DNYUQBV4L3VO] (Contact) (Req TV): $16.55/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Listen to an actor make eight attempts to create his character and rate personality traits. Then record your own take. Time: 45 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.25 Qualifications: Masters Exists; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 85; Location EqualTo US;

 

Don't worry UNU qual HITs are a small drop (as testing to make sure they didn't fuck up) and then a big drop when they realize they didn't fuck up. Keep your eyes open for the bigger drop

 

Sarah Whitley [AJM9OFGM9HXD5] Answer a short survey 2 minute survey on decision making. - $0.25 | PANDA

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Good

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$10.59 / hour
00:01:25 / completion time

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Title: Decision Making Survey | PANDA Requester: Decision Sciences [A2LCUY0MW1AN67] (Contact) (Req TV): $13.78/hr (TO): [Pay: 3.42] [Fair: 4.66] [Comm: 3.00] [Fast: 4.70] Description: We will be presenting you with several different questionnaires. These questions all relate to how people think about and make decisions. Time: 2 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: default_wellness_hs DoesNotExist; default_wellness_1 DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

MGMT@psu [A2S0BUT6AIJ3ZQ] 15-min Research Survey: Advice on startup budget allocation (Part I) (ONLY 1 HIT/worker) - $1.75 | PANDA

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Generous

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$18.16 / hour
00:05:47 / completion time

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i've been waiting on an "omg unfair rejections" batch for almost a week now and this made me rush to check it. not the same.

 

Seo Young Kim [A1LV8RNFZ2B2F0] Answer a survey about social robots (Form 2: Please only participate in one) - $0.50 | PANDA

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Low

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$5.83 / hour
00:05:09 / completion time

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Underpaid and kind of creepy

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@CheshireKitty Thanks btw, this meeting is a long time coming and depending what happens I got one foot out the door or to HR honestly

 

I'm totally not picky about the hotel, because really we won't spend THAT much time there. As long as it has beds, a pool, and breakfast, and doesn't have a roach problem or anything, it's fine by me. Hotels.com has the Motel 6 i'm looking at for like $49/night.

 

I think I've been locked out of Galileo hits for over a year now

 

You have to pre-plot the whole script like a GoT monologue.

You stand before @lefty, The Master
Queen of Turkledom
Queen of the HITs, and the GIFs, and the shirt posts
Khaleesi of the Great Closed Quals
Breaker of CAPTCHAs
And Mother of Forking Badashes

First I went to Turkerhub, those who were HITless now have full queues
Next I went to HitNotifier, those who were HITless now have full queues.
Now, I have come to your office.

I am not your employee. Your emploees are shitters. Your employees steal and murder your profit margins. Your employees have nothing for you but excuses and luke warm coffee and that stale smelly thing in the company fridge. I do not bring you that crap, I bring you an opportunity to give me a fat raise. And I bring your employees what they deserve: a wicked strong backhand to THE DOME. FORWARD!!!

 

You got this!
Kick all their butts! Take all their names!

And if they don't go your way, we will all throw rocks at them