02/07 - Why Wednesday?

Ok ok.

If Chip "I still eat crayons at the age of 45" Gaines can do it, you can too bb.

Unfortunately he can't. The huge team of illegals they hire to produce the show as cheaply as possible can so listen to grandpa SAJ lol.

 

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I don't think there is any KMart that isn't super depressing LOL.
Also I totally believe it. I didn't work at KMart but the other one (same company, rhymes with tears LOL), and they PUSHED cashiers hard to get those credit applications (thanks corporate!). If you didn't, they tried to find a way to fire you lol. Luckily I wasn't a cashier, but jumped on to learn one holiday season when I was walking by a cash wrap and a cashier broke down and ran out the door with a long line of people lol. But once they knew I knew how to run a register, they tried to push me to get credit apps. I put my foot down and said I will not. They left me alone after that.

Fun facts: That line in your gif was improvised and I love Clue.

 

Do you want me to stuff Matt in a kennel and ship him to you?

I could make that happen.

 

Now everyone knows the new smiley. @ChrisTurk I ORDERED you to removed that smiley.

 

Jesus christ you're manly. All my plumbing is that fancy PVC stuff, god bless.

"Shit, I fucked this up real bad. Oh no problem I can just GLUE THIS BACK TOGETHER!"

My water tastes funny, y'all.

 

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Yes pls! How many times a day will I need to feed him?

 

Some people are good at building shit though. Just because your experience may have been different doesn't mean she can't put a bathroom together. Hell, my SO, myself, and her parents built a Tiny House on a trailer with little to no building experience. Only thing we didn't do is wire the electric... which we probably could have done but it wasn't my project so.. I did wire up the off-grid solar though.. but I worked for a solar company for a bit so that doesn't count.

Anyway, that thing turned out amazing and we drove it about 500 miles away from the build site and no one died.

I mean, I do have a degree in architecture, but they don't teach you how to actually build shit.

That being said, plumbing is the hardest thing to do though. Lol

 

yes

 

Laminate floors are the easiest thing to do.

 

3 meals and a snack. He built a bathroom for the airport last year. They were supposed to hire someone else, but put it off cause the owner was a slacker, so him and the other Matt said fuck it and did it themselves. I assume he can help you without burning your house down 99% sure.

Matt: What's the worst that can happen? I can design an HVAC system, I can build a damn bathroom!

Me: Uh...that's so not the same.

Other Matt: Don't listen to her, we'll get paid overtime.

Matt: YEAH BIRB! DON'T BE LAME!

 

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Especially if its the Snap-In kind

 

Not the super cheap snap in kind because those never line up right and ridges break. This is one of those things that you get what you pay for.

 

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