02/14 - Gimme Chocolate Wednesday!

I swear the make genitalia is like expert in making it's presence known.

Like, "Heyyyy y'all, look at me!"

 

LOL. I picked it up from Koreans, like 80% of them were wearing masks so either they're self preserving or were a very very sickly group.

 

If you want to be serious you should get a hepa filter mask.

 

Or just never leave your house!

 

When I'm sick, I go into other peoples work, like fast food places, and try to cough on as much product and touch as many things as possible before I get escorted out of the kitchen by security staff. If I can barf in one of the metal trays holding fresh food I've won the day.

 

Sometimes you have to sacrifice a little effectiveness to not be anally probed by the TSA.

A typical medical mask is "good enough" and signals to even the stupidest high school dropout why you're wearing it.

No business suit makes up for looking like this about to step onto a plane:

 

Why am I not in this loop?

 

That mask looks like it would be more effective than the half assed cotton masks that I see most people using.

 

Oh hello hannibal

 

Can I get a mask in denim to match my jacket and shorts?

 

Stay away from my Starbucks, biatch.

 

Sorry, that was meant for @Confirmed Robot

 

This one usually works well for keeping sick people away from me.

 

seems legit

 

This works in a pinch if you have nothing else on hand.