05/12 - Fly Me to the Moon Saturday

When we found our place the landlord was literally cleaning it out cause the tenant was a stuff and animal hoarder. IT WAS A FERAL CAT GRAVEYARD according to the guy.....i'm fairly sure i still see some ghosts

 

I had a neighbor that left shit outside in front of my house when he was moving out - long story short. He moved it

 

Haha, nope, just the neighbors decided they wanted to get rid of some stuff!

WE HAVE A DUMPSTER AND YOU CAN CALL FOR HEAVY PICKUP!

Lemme tell ya how Long Island my accent went in that moment.

One of them is moving and the other is crazy Bobbo...so, not a fucking shocker there.

 

Just return it already, mufucka I see you Grinching about it every post, well, let it fly!!!!

 

Probably about as long as mine was last night by 2am and with a few hours left until last call.

Fuck Bobbo.

 

Our neigbbors are super trash people who break glass in the grass and destroy shit and ya know, my senior citizen drug dealer who calls the cops on me for how I park my car/the offensive music I play/screams at me for not doing as I'm told/gets mad I started my car at 6am/etc etc etc.

WHEN ARE WE GETTING THAT HOUSE?!

My sanity is at a 0 for this place. Not to mention the 2 dirt bikes, a motorcycle, hang glider, and piles of tools where one might have a dining room table or counter space.

Brb, gonna call the realtor again. SEND HELP, NEED HOUSE WITH GARAGE!

 

guys we might be relapsing to 112s again

 

I am back babies!

 

Sounds like you need ~1000 sq. ft of living space and ~3000 sq. ft of garage.

Parting gift for the neighbors when moving out:

 

You guys are still trying to catch the $50 HIT?

I die a little inside on each idea I finish.

 

if u will toss it back say so here please

 

omelette plus hash browns nom nom nom

 

Hurry up and finish so I know whether to put it off until about 5 PM tomorrow or not.

 

I'll let you guys know if I do, I probably won't return though. Already started, if I return now everything I've worked so hard for will be a waste.

 

lol that's how I feel too

 

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I won't be finished until Monday

 

36 hrs. originally expires at 11:20 pm EST tomorrow

 

You've seen my kitchen. Matt wants me to make my fanciest cupcakes with caramel nests and stuff in THAT ktichen, and I can't even use my dining room table because it's shoved into the corner my rolling countertop was supposed to be...and covered in tools and dirty machine parts.

Yeah, so, this is gonna be SO FUN.

He originally wanted me to make one of my multi-tier cakes with fondant decor and like...DUDE WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA HAVE ROOM TO DO THAT?

My plan was to make everyone individual lasagnes with homemade noodles and my sauce that takes a full day and hell, I can whip up some mozzarella and ricotta cause you know I have cheese skills. But nooo, that doesn't seem nice enough. It's not expensive seeming enough. You can just buy a jar of sauce! That's...what...dude....no.

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