06/22 - Far-out Friday!

If you ever walk into Autozone in a crop top and floppy hat, they will assume you are too stupid to know what oil goes in your car.

Look. I’m no mechanic but I know how to maintain Mister Jeep.

Mister Jeep: It’s really hot in San Francisco. I might get thirsty. Could you get some 10W-30 full synthetic just in case I need a drink!?

Me: of course Mister Jeep, lemme pick up some for our road trip.

Mister Jeep: you’re the best owner ever!

Autozone guy: yeah. But are you sure that’s the right oil?

Grinch! I SPEAK JEEP! I GOT THIS!

 

I'm not sure how healthy love is when its between a man and gifs posted to an mturk forum on the world wide web

One day the world wont discriminate against my heart for pixels!

 

Dr. Spellar [A8R7UD19XFGAX] Anonymous Survey: Attitudes Toward Online Behaviors - $0.75 | PANDA

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Unrated

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Unrated

$10.76 / hour
00:04:11 / completion time

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Pros:
Fair compensation
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lefty thinks drinking milk 2 days past its 'best by' date makes her Evel Knievel

 

Dilney Albornoz Goncalves [AQ2A2VMMVGEP9] Take a short survey for an academic project (about 5 minutes) - $0.35 | PANDA

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Fair

Unrated

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$7.73 / hour
00:02:43 / completion time

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Pros:
Can be done more quickly
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To exported to HN land.

 

Lane Wakefield [A3RU396UQ1FMSC] Survey about Receiving Messages - $0.70 | PANDA

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$19.24 / hour
00:02:11 / completion time

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Pros:
Fair compensation
Cons:

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Nguyen Le Phuong Linh [A318JQO52C3BVL] 15-minute Personality Survey for Bilinguals. - $3.00 | PANDA

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Generous

Unrated

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$27.91 / hour
00:06:27 / completion time

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That's a good way to shit your pants. My S.O. asked me to smell the milk once and it smelled like it may have just been starting to sour. I said go ahead and use it in the mac, 15 minutes later my ass painted an abstract painting all over the toilet. I was probably 1/2 a second away from making art in my pants. Good times.

 

Title: 15-minute Personality Survey for Bilinguals. [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Nguyen Le Phuong Linh [A318JQO52C3BVL]
TurkerView: [ $32.39 / hour ]
Description: For people who are fluent in English AND AT LEAST ONE of these languages: Chinese, Dutch, French, German, Hebrew, Hungarian, Italian, Lithuanian, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, and Swedish.
Duration: 05:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $3.00
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000,
• Completed ERS_1 DoesNotExist [ Request | How to Use ]
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 99,
• Location EqualTo US,

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Alison Wood Brooks [A1FB60A1VYS2AJ] Academic Survey(~ 12 minutes) - $1.20 | PANDA

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Low

Unrated

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$8.12 / hour
00:08:52 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Watch a ~6 min video split up into 6 parts with some bubbles between each step.

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Ashley Whillans [AVIRSTWM4Q90X] Performance task (~5 mins; $0.50)(~ 5 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

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Unrated

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$6.38 / hour
00:04:42 / completion time

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Pros:
Lottery bonus
Cons:
Lottery bonus goes to a charity
The charity isn't of your choosing
Task took 108 seconds longer than it needed to

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Is this where we find out that Chris's alter ego is RA?

 

Are you taking the boring I-5 or cool back roads?

 

"Follow your nose
It always knows..."

 

Alter ego? No we have an entirely different department of interns in control of that account.

 

Is there an Active IRC currently?

 

ARRC [A4NJMKW58VXL6] Behavioral health and decision-making in the past and future 1 - $1.00 | PANDA

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Underpaid

Unrated

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$2.69 / hour
00:22:17 / completion time

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Pros:
May receive a $2 bonus dependent on answers given.
Cons:
Who knows if I'll actually get the bonus? The survey itself goes on forever and is highly repetitive, and involves multiple writing prompts.

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DecisionResearch Lab [A32XN4TF9CXR6Y] Decision making study (~5 minutes) - $0.75 | PANDA

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Generous

Unrated

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$24.11 / hour
00:01:52 / completion time

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