09/29 - Spinning Around Saturday!

Good gawd I'm old. After a day of lawn care then going up and down a ladder, then down to the ground, then repeat that all again about fifty hundred times, I realize hanging decorations is a young person's job.

Or I just need to work out harder so I don't feel like death when I'm done.

And I'm not even done.

I'm just curious how long that hot dog skewered on a stick that is out in front of my house being held by a skeleton over a blinking "fire" is going to last. Dunno if it will get eaten by critters or rot first.

 

Napkins smell like food.

My old boy is mostly deaf and blind, so he doesn't do too well at the groomers anymore. He just seems really scared for a few hours after I bring him home, so I stopped doing it. I just cut the naps off with scissors and shave his butt. He's not very happy about it, but he doesn't seem so scared.

 

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1 minute timer, looks like a re-redo is in order

 

There are those self serve dog grooming machines now. I take my two biggest doggos to use that because it's so much easier than using my tub in the winter. Plus they don't need hair cuts, so it saves some money. Having four dogs gets expensive when you add up food, toys, groomers, vet, and w/e else I spoil them with.

 

Spoiler: Gross dog story 2

this happened with Skeeter- except it was condoms. I also had to tug.

 

I used to take the german shepard up there, but my MIL does not take care of her dogs and I don't want to wash three large dogs myself so we opted for the mobile groomer. Worked great, her dogs got professionally groomed for the first time in their lives probably and got their hair trimmed down and all the dreads snipped away. Good looking boys now ^_^

This won't be a regular thing, I can't afford it haha. But I'm thinking maybe quarterly for her boys to help out, me brushing them only helps so much

 

HAHAHAHAHAAAA nastttyyyy dogs

 

Spoiler: Gross dog story 3

I used to have a shar pei when I was kid. He ate my mom's panty hose, but swallowed them whole. Pulling that out was a real highlight of my childhood.

 

Wait, why does she not pay to take care of her own dogs?

 

because she's an awful piece of shit

 

morweeg I took ace to the vet yesterday for his first follow up since it all went down. I bought him almost $200 worth of meds because she won't.

 

I know exactly how that feels, my aunt had toy poodles she couldn't afford to groom.

 

You guys are killing me here with the gross dog stories! I can't breathe again!

But, my abs are the only thing that didn't get a killer workout today, so they need the exercise.

 

FYI if your name's on the vet bills, legally it's your dog.

 

I'm trying to get her to give him, but she won't yet. We'll see

 

Also just FYI, she can fucking afford it

 

...is this in all states?

 

/me sits and stews angrily.



in other news, erica and I will probably end up with a rescue when we're retired.

 

I think so? Says the court considers registration records, vet records, and also microchip records.