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LOL your husband should get a mask and fuck with you...I would.
Lucky for you, you are quarantined and can't leave.
I picture a lot of guys hoping the sex toy store is open during this....
Super Dave?
I thought it was hoping there was random cat puke to step in that you can't see.
I bet the divorce rate is up...
My daughter is 16...if she's here by herself she will literally have EVERY single light in the damn house on then tell you how she heard a...
Ah ok, not sure why some kids go through that.
Like a night light or a full on room light?
I suspect in about 30 years contactless delivery will be a way to describe getting pregnant.
The email must have the right tone though....
Also off topic but apparently Americans are hoarding pot brownies during the crisis.
I live on a very main road, if any of my cats got out they'd probably be ran over within 30 minutes.
Have not had that, maybe I should give it a shot.
Dude if this happened at my house as much as it does at yours there would be some serious yelling about responsibility and not being a moron....
Is it a good beer...
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