04/02 - Teal Tuesday!

The less overly sweet sugary crap you drink (like soda) the better other stuff starts to taste in comparison. Like if you're used to flavor overload Mtn Dew killing your tastebuds, something with a more subtle flavor won't stand out as much.

 

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U right

 

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Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

 

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Hey, there NO reason to shame glue eaters.

 

You know you're going to hell for this post, right?

 

The calendar says Tuesday, but this thread is just vomiting Friday left & right

 

tldr.

use gifs

 

Are you trying to make me snatch myself bald headed???

 

It just tastes so gud wif my Salsa Verde doritos

 

Is the sun down already boss? It's getting pretty wild~

 

Finally, someone with some balls.

 

These posts are hilarious twice, once when I think sassy @WimpLo is making them, then the double that GPB is pulling off a convincing sassy @WimpLo

 

bold faced lie

 

Was this for a survey?

 

It's a copypasta.