04/10 - Working Wednesday!

Not every kid has the same circumstances, and not every parent is going to check their son into a mental ward just because he mutilated a few Barbie dolls, my dude.

 

I'm havin nightmares tonight.

 

http://mentalfloss.com/article/579489/heinz-cadbury-creme-egg-mayo

 

Judging by google. Glowing lightning bug guts is a staple of practically everyones' childhood except for the people who grew up to be turkerhubbers or spent the summer indoors

 

Pinata in a park hit returns... pro.

 

well now that I';vestarted the gret Mayo Wars 3.0 I'm off to the gym

 

Mahshid [A27SN2USLDJ816] A study about feelings and affective responses after performing a task - $3.00 | PANDA

Generous

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$52.94 / hour
00:03:24 / completion time

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Qualifications: Already DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Total approved HITs > 50; Location EqualTo US;

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ReillyLabTemple [A3ESN2S1WXUZUD] View a series of images and compare how they look. - $3.00 | PANDA

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Unrated

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$19.12 / hour
00:09:25 / completion time

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**Broken attention check**
emailed requester

Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 1000; Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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The daughter was a little bully, too. She was a few years older than me and would always shove me and shit like that. Finally, I had enough and sorta decked her right in the face (not very effective at my pint size) ...and then ran as fast I could home, aware that I had just made a TERRIBLE mistake and she would beat the crap out of me if given the chance. My sister scared her off once I made it to the gate, luckily. She only called me names from afar after that, but after getting me in trouble for "bullying" her with everyone she possibly could. Yeah, they weren't attentive parents to say the least. They were fine and not like...serial killers, but they just weren't home much and I don't think they paid enough attention to really realize their kids were tiny assholes in the making.

 

Title: Voice Similarity Evaluation [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Guanlong [AHS6FYS4EE5BV]
TurkerView: [ $19.02 / hour ]
Description: [View in Chrome; contact me/return hit if audio does not play] In each question, you will listen to two audio clips separated by a beep. After listening to both clips, please rate the similarity between the speakers on a 7-point scale.
Duration: 03:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $8.00
Qualifications:

• Participated in April 2019 study DoesNotExist [ Request | How to Use ]
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 80,
• Location EqualTo US,

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You gotta go for the throat. Start pulling out her $200 weave.

 

Wrong. I have the badass tan lines already to prove it.

 

I know how to handle angry feral cats much better than angry humans

 

If you can get your hands on her precious iPhone, break that shit, too. Also call her dog ugly.

 

you monster lol

 

That's why.