04/29 - Mole Monday

Just thrusting your dog into the park is a terrible way to socialize your dog. Set up a play date instead. I wish I could tell his owner that.

 

Oh yea CHECK THAT TAUNT SPAM

 

@djustin32571 and @Philip Anthony just submit it with your mturk ID next time and maybe send a polite message to the requester. Don't work for free!

 

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of the wind rattling his pea sized brain around his ginormous head.

 

...I deleted my fitbit app >.>

 

I have a job for those boys. 40 hours of work and I will pay them with pride and accomplishment.

 

is that a good @Randomacts impression? If so, I can change my avatar to an orange anime cat.

 

Dumbs pets are the best pets. What they lack in knowing anything they make up with in just overabundance in love.

 

...with bonus exposure if they do the job well enough!

 

Oh, well I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this & just enjoy the step count lead lol

 

@ChrisTurk this man is threatening your business model. Get him!

 

We got a pitbull mix as a puppy last October or so. Named him Bowie. He dumb... MAN he dumb.... not a week goes by he doesn't fall off the bed 3 times....

 

same tbh

 

Trying out a new rhubarb flavored snus....it's interesting...

 

you or your dog? teehee

 

I don't have a dog.

 

I feel like I have to marry you now....

 

This happened a few years ago, but I'll never forget it as long as I live:

My cat Lyla once sneezed herself off the bed and caught herself where she was hanging off the edge of the mattress by her claws. She had this "wtf just happened/why would you do this to me/FLY YOU FOOLS" look on her face that was just unbelievably funny.