05/07 - Twinge Tuesday!

furry kitties puke a lot because they're always swallowing so much of their own fur.

 

I haven't decided which is worse. My cat licking me with her tongue that cleans her nether regions, or the dog licking me with the tongue that regularly goes chomping on items that come out of those nether regions and into a box that I cannot keep the dog out of.

Basically, I wash my hands after they lick me and try to avoid face licks.

 

That's gross. Maybe you should get a better pet, like a rabbit or a dog.

 

See, then you can't get cute cat kisses because you KNOW they just ate their puke. At least normally I know she doesn't clean her own butt because I have to so I know that her kisses are 'cleaner'

Beans pays for everything with nose kisses. She wants ANYTHING she will get up into your face and try and bribe you with very rough kisses all over the face.

 

My dog will sit there and lick you for like hours on end if you just let him, every day I'm grateful he doesn't eat his own poop or lick his butt.

 

oh god
no
plase
no
please

 

Pets are gross.

I don't know why I keep adding more.

 

It's basically the same as cleaning up after a baby, you just wash your hands afterward.

 

Sounds about right lol, if you give Beans the chance she will choke herself on our fingers trying to eat more of us in the spree of kisses.

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I just wipe her down every couple of days and keep the fur down there trimmed so it's not really bad.

 

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you people are fucked up

 

I am on medicine that really cuts my appetite as a side effect but my stomach will still start filling empty so I will just eat a few pieces of whole wheat bread to get something in there. I looked at the nutrition information and there is like 60 calories in just one slice

 

can I interest you in a survey?

https://turkerview.com/

 

I'd rather clean my dog's butt every day than him walk around with poop stuck on himself. It's just another part of owning a dog who is not that flexible because he's very muscular.

 

I keep my loved ones clean and healthy. I rescued this cat from a shelter that had her for 2 years and told me they hated her. I will wipe that cats ass with cat butt wipes till the day she goes. I would figure having a kid would be much worse.

 

Barfing is a normal part of cats bodily functions. It's like when we blow our noses or fart.

 

I was making a joke at the fact that sunlitsunflowers message could easily be interpreted as she cleans her cats butt - and therefore the cat's kisses are cleaner than hers.

As in....

you know....

 

Oh. That went right over my head and I'm still not sure I fully understand what you mean lol

 

OHHHHHHH GOD NO