06/17 - Mesopotamian Monday

saw a "croissant with no bread" as well

 

Add "console peasant" to the "filthy casual" label as well.

 

oh god, just had an awful flashback to a lady who legit believed cheetos and cheese were the same thing when I worked at taco bell

 

What situation even led to this conversation taking place? haha

 

If I had to venture a guess, I'd say drugs.

 

a lady ordered a "cheeto wrap," and after asking a million questions, she wanted a cheese rollup, which is just a tortilla with melted cheese on it.

 

for clarification, I asked the million questions because I was fucking baffled.

 

this might be too many chicken nuggets...

 

Reading the conclusion has left me with more questions though.. you gave up too soon.

 

Give the man a break, he clearly has a family to feed.

 

Maybe it's better to let them starve since s/he seems to think McDonalds is the kind of place that can even differentiate light/dark meat in whatever meat mash their "chicken" is

 

Spoke like a man who enjoys having clogged arteries and running out of breath while doing nothing but talking.

 

That's the last commercial I remember legitimately laughing at.

 

she was my favorite customer after the dude with the steelers face tattoo