07/29 - Meow Money Meow Problems Monday

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Im still trying to figure out the dick pick myself. I have tried to send a sexy dick pick, but luckily I say to myself "No Troy. Not this one," and I delete it before sending. I cant imagine sending one out to random girls yeilds results unless she is easy like a sunday morning or you look like a pringles can. Maybe Im just too old school. I still prefer to send faxes or Polaroids.

 

This is the scene that I tell people to watch SV for. Once people see this scene, I can usually get them to start the show from the beginning.

 

never in the history of the world has helicopter dick -> sexy-times

EXCUSE YOU. Do not speak for me!

I'm gonna need to differentiate between "random helicopter dick," and "helicopter dick in my shower." They are not the same level of sexy.

Thank you.

That sounds way worse than I even meant. I feel like you KNOW what I meant, but it sounds off.

 

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I like the SWOT clip, Let Blaine Die.

 

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I don't know that dick pic is ever sexy. ESPECIALLY from a near stranger. Like, you want me on that thing? Keep it hidden until I'm willing to be on that thing.

Even with my ex, whom I loved and adored profoundly, dick was not sexy UNLESS it was sexy time, then it was sexy because it was useful.

otherwise.

Not. Sexy.

I mean LOOK AT THEM. Not. Sexy.

 

I mean LOOK AT THEM. Not. Sexy

 

In their relaxed state? Not sexy. I'll stand by that firmly.

And in that other state? Can be sexy. Depends on context and if it's one I WANT to see, lol.

 

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Sad that next season of Silicon Valley is the last one though gotta be one of my all time favorite comedies

 

We live very different lives, you and I. I LIKE WHAT I LIKE, OK?!

I mean, I agree with the CONTEXT part, tho.