04/15 - Slowpoke Saturday!

Hence why duct tape, pre-wrap, clingwrap, and sharpies was always on hand at all times during my parties in college. Which reminds me I am still pissed about having to pay the college repaint my dorm door and that was years ago.

 

My friends and I take care of each other if we are puking but if you fall asleep first, you are fair game.

 

Real partiers keep a bucket handy.

 

The most we do is make fun and talk shit about you lol. When I drink, I have "sleep spells" where I like halfway doze off for 20 seconds at a time. I'm pretty sure that would be considered cheating lol

 

Too much work, use the dormmate's bathroom, take passed out person throw one leg on each side of the toilet, lift cover, insert passed out person's head and film the process for blackmail a reminder in the morning, check on every five minutes and refill glasses of water as necessary, leave mess for dormmate to clean up.

 

Goddamn lol

 

Hey at the next party, 9 out of 10 times that person would not get that messy, problem solved.

(Dormmate was pissed 10 out of 10 times, eat my food again and I will do it again.)

 

Mr Brady aka GOAT asked me to give y'all this

 

The place I lived was on campus and they were called dorms but basically it was private apartments with a common area for either 2bdrm/3bdrm/4bdrm, and private bathrooms for each bedroom. However they were 7-9 stories high depending on the building you were in and had 10-12 'apartments' per floor, but we still called them dorms. No way in hell am I going to share my bathroom with someone else.

 

I didn't drink until some time after I was 21, so I never had these experiences. I think the hallmates in my dorm would've been cool people too though. You never know how it is. I wouldn't have met my friends if I hadn't been in the dorm my first year.

 

Night everyone. looking forward to the crazy batches gonna drop on easter

 

Need... Money.

 

It really did depend on the people around you on your floor, some people were cool and some people we less than cordial even in passing in the hallway. Saying hey to some people could have gotten you maced, others you could yell "hey, help me move the couch out of the sitting area and wedge it into the elevator" since we are throwing an impromptu elevator meet and greet party you want to join?

 

And they have never been apart since. Married for thirty-eight years this June.

 

Haha. Socializing. Lame.

 

So did anything good happen while I was out?

 

Just a bunch of dorm room drinking till puking war stories