01/09 - Therefore Thursday!

Actually i was thinking about integrating my favorite movie into the name.

Chad John-Wick (my last name)

Or just his name be John-wick (last name). You need the hyphen in there so it always shows up as a first name and not a first middle name. I want substitute teachers to read it and know right off the bat that my kid is a total BA, and his father a total idiot.

 

Good luck!
I'm betting a nickle (and hoping) that you don't drop them in the first week. If you do drop the baby, do your best to instead hurl it at the nearest soft object to lessen the impact.

 

Eh, people shouldn't feel rushed to have kids, especially in this day and age. I know I'm not having any of my own until I'm good and gosh darned ready, regardless of my actual age.

 

BRING BACK THE SPELL CHECK BUTTON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Haven't upgraded to lava moat yet? It's pricey, but I imagine it's worth it.

 

I got half way through your sentence to hurl it at the nearest and was about to say, man this forum got dark while I've been gone. But then my eyes went to the next line and was pleasantly surprised.

 

For people who have no idea what I'm talking about:

 

Congrats, don't worry it's super easy just google everything or ask /r/shittyparentingadvice

 

Oh I know. My wife is 36, myself, 30 going on 31 as youll see tommorow as a birthday badge unless CT turned those off. lol. But I'm deff far more ready now than I would ever be. I actually thoroughly enjoy telling the boys I can't go out boozing on a Friday and instead binge watch Shitts Creek.

 

Pretty sure I will become a mod of r/shittyparentingadvice within the first few weeks of fatherhood. Somebody will end up making r/shittyparentingquestions and it will be 90% of my google searches.

 

Just remember to not call your child and ash hole in public. While it's not illegal I hear it's frowned upon.

 

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r/shittyparentingquestions moment right here. If i see another parent's child being an ash hole, can I call thier kids an ash hole? Does the fact that I have a kid give me that pass finally?

 

No, you call the parents themselves ash holes. Kids can't help being dicks. Parents absolutely love being judged by perfect strangers, as well.

 

can you fight?