03/16 - Mighty Duck Monday

comcast gave everyone unlimited data, make them binge breaking bad

 

I stocked up on ramens but that's cause they were on sale.

So do I but it's because I eat too much

 

i already pay for unlimited data. they should discount my bill

 

I don't have one, but my wife's is cheese. Seriously, every few months I clean out dozens of packages of cheese in various stages of eatenness*.

(* That is not a real word...but I can't think of the right word here. I may have had one too many of my preparedness beers tonight too.)

 

That's what happened with my order too. I ended up upping some items to like 2 boxes instead.

 

the most concerning part of this is -- who doesn't finish cheese? cheese doesn't stand a chance in front of me

 

Just gonna eat the squirrel instead?

 

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Generous

Unrated

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$ / hour
00:06:52 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
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we know, but what about the squirrels and birds?

 

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Unrated

$12.60 / hour
00:01:40 / completion time

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Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 63 minutes ago)
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MTurk Answer Elicitation [A29OI0AQIEGQJJ] Submit questions about History - $2.00 | PANDA

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$11.59 / hour
00:10:21 / completion time

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Pros:

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<24 hours

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$25.17 / hour
00:02:23 / completion time

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$9.93 / hour
00:12:05 / completion time

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Pros:

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all is well, king soopers was not out of white castle cheeseburgers

 

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Oof.

(My go-to to get the max discount on subscribe and save for a while was a box (of 12 cans) of Wild Planet sardines...but then a "short" time later, I had **a lot** of sardines. And since it was in a tiny townhouse, no way to keep my wife from noticing the nearly 200 cans of sardines.)

 

Was that during an earlier pandemic?

 

lol, Ted Balls

 

Every single person who has ever stolen a squirrel stash or eaten birdseed earlier said they weren't actually going to. You just don't yet know what you're capable of.