12/14 - Wintersday Wednesday!

dang i didnt recognize him at all!! i see him now wow

 

Maybe he just can't math

Hahaha that would be SO true if I wasn't. But I am 24 weeks along and I've been getting shit from my sister for not gaining a lot of weight - she gained a ton with both of her pregnancies so she's a little jealous. I also comment a lot about not feeling pregnant. I think my husband was just trying to reassure me that baby is growing.

 

You young whippersnappers lol. That movie was all the way back in the 1970's!

 

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9 minutes. Mostly writing.

 

Is it your first baby? It is a good thing not to gain a lot of weight...and the first baby will just pop out from nowhere. Tell your sister to back off.

 

1:00 Answer a questionnaire about a negotiation

https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=3QEA8T6OAV06YWMYEK5V80RRQ1ZDL6

 

Yep, my first. I'm just now hitting the "Eat all the things!" stage so I'm sure the bump will pop even more soon. My rage will probably explode soon too. Sister has all these dreams of being in the delivery room and holding the baby before me and I'm just like "Nope, nope, a thousand times NOPE."

 

Tell her the first one to hold the baby pays for college lol.

 

I like your thinking Seriously, her latest proposal was "What if husband catches the baby and cuts the cord, then hands the baby to me, then I get to be the one to bring the baby to you?!" I had no idea this was a threesome.

 

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TO still dumb

 

I've never understood the families desire to be in the delivery room. I have NO desire to see anyone in my families hoohaw. Nope, i'm good I'll see your kid when you're done and everyone is dressed lol.

 

She is insane!! I would not even call her until after baby is born. That is what we did with the second 2. Everyone annoyed us with the first. I had to inform my sister that it was time for her to leave the room when the dr went to do her checks. So we solved the problem by waiting until the baby was born after that.

 

All this reproductive talk made me really aroused. I present the following NSFW link for entertainment. [I'd read the 'Wellhung" one back in the 90s. The others are just as hilarious. One makes me want to find a nice gooey pizza and someone to stalk.]

http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Yay Steve Austin!

 

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Don't do this. Just "testing" to see if quote break anything in the comments with HIT box.

 

Can you do hits in this batch more than once?

 

Yes. A real competent turker for once!

 

Quick forum update:

I've added a new forum code. You can now use:

Code:

[panda=groupid]Text To Write[/panda]

In your posts. For instance:

Code:

[panda=3PBTVBPQ9UI5R0A3PW7WXNE8W4CLGC]Zoltar Panda[/panda]

Will produce:

Zoltar Panda

This is useless for like 99% of folks since export templates are a thing, but I implemented it in order to cut down on input needed in another area of the forum and its available so I'm making note of it.