02/19 - Fortunately It's Friday

might go to sleep happy to be back see you guys later!

 

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK AGAIN!?!?

 

more than a.... baby!?!

 

Me hubs made some pina coladas. want one? Blender shit the bed and started smoking so this is the last batch

 

okay I saw my brother's daughter shit so hard it shot up her back and into her hair while in the middle of a restaurant.

 

Yeah but they eventually get tf outta the house and you get your free time and money back. Then you get to spoil their kids in an epic game of payback for all the shit they put you through.

 

I also haven’t slept in four years so who knows

 

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I don't normally drink frozen drinks (brain freeze), but I'd have one with you if it were ever possible friend. Cheers!

 

Okay.. spit my beer out reading that. Party foul on one of us...

 

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No, and No. You are both drinking the mom koolaid from outspace or something. This is NOT life.

 

See?!? Even Alex bounced.. literally

 

I take it you have no plans of making mini terrorists from your DNA?

Nah this is straight up life. lmao Plus kids are free fkn labor man. I don't feel like doing the dishes? Hey kiddo go practice for when you're on your own. they're useful little creatures.

 

mods boucing too.... do you see the crazy ladies?!?

*shudders*

 

This is normal though? Every single baby has done it. Multiple times.