05/16 - Taking On Tuesday!

I mean, once you're in the zone turking, you don't want to stop.

 

I was on the shitter earlier, and I heard one of my batches drop thanks to OW, but I wasn't quite done.

But I'd be damned if I was going to miss that batch.

Shoved some TP in the crack, and waddled over with my boxers at my ankles to turn on PC.

 

like 3 min

 

So, going to assume the .80 wall streets are no longer from like a year ago?

 

We out weigh you by like 50 pounds, so we eat more. Plus, we need alone time, so about 5 minutes of every poop is just sitting there reading.

 

was just about to ask. glad i saw your edit

4 min here

 

I think that people just like sitting on the toliet with their phone or previously a newspaper ect. But why do that when I can sit at my computer with all my monitors and a proper keyboard?

I'm an average guy but I mean if you enjoy adding some risk for hemorrhoids go on ahead.

 

We eat burritos with real meat.

 

I frequently turk on the toilet. #noshame

 

hey which qual are you talking about. Would appreciate to know thx

 

Not trying to sit there for 30 minutes or anything. Just gonna finish the chapter of w/e book I'm reading.

 

I don't use my phone in my bathroom because honestly that is kind of gross. Books are even worse because paper absorbs the stuff while phones can at least be cleaned. (but people don't)

Why don't you do that on a proper chair that won't increase your risk for hemorrhoids?

 

#turklife

 

typo'ing with live update is such a gross feeling.

 

I agree. It makes me feel like such a failure.

 

I never understood how smelling your own poop = pleasant alone time.