06/01 - TurkerHub Tribune Thursday!

Welp. Now I want some spicy sweet chicken from Zaxby's AND a pizza. Y'all are not helping me with my "diet" today

 

Lots of Masters today

 

Burch is just taunting me

 

All these thicc masters surveys

 

What I'm currently doing:

 

where?

 

Title: Answer a 5-minute Fast Food Survey | PANDA Requester: Gregory Dzurik [A21SL3EU361SAN] (Contact) TO: [Comm: 5.00] [Pay: 3.43] [Fair: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 23] [ToS: 0] Description: A 5-minute fast food survey Time: 24 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 85; Location is US;

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The key is to get your fries extra crispy and then dip those hella crisp fries into your zax sauce. As this combination from the heavens enters your mouth, you will experience an ecstasy so strong that you will see the secrets of the universe previously unknown to mankind as your taste buds rejoice for now, FINALLY, you know what happiness tastes like. You'll eat every damn fry dripping in your orange sauce of the gods until there is nothing left but a pile of your own fat shame surrounded by crumpled up plastic zax sauce containers.

Will you ever achieve such happiness again? Who knows, but you can always try.

The moral of the story is, if you don't ask for your fries extra crispy, you are missing out brah.

 

Thanks.I got some hungry person 100 grains.

 

Chips >>> Fries

 

How can I get the 2016Q3Centrality Qual for the Sergey HITs? I requested the qualification, but I'm aware that's not usually enough.

 

My panda grabbed a pins and right away, no work available... that sucked

 

Invent a time machine.

 

Build a time machine

 

Pray one of the current 2016's starts to suck
Pray you're online when he posts the qual hit
Sacrifice multiple virgins AND pray that you aren't mysteriously 0 capped when the fking batch drops

 

Writing but ~3min for me.

 

Ok another annoying Mturk Suite question....but it is meant to stop more annoying questions...is there a Mturk Suite for Dummies page or something?? lol

 

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Well, now that's just asking to die from pleasure. La petite mort , as the french would say- it's a little known secret that this phrase derives from the time a frenchman combined extra crispy chips with a rudimentary version of zax sauce.

It's not really, but it made me giggle.