08/25 - Back for a bit Monday!

2 hours later:

 

we could go to mturk crowd. mturk crowd is a good site. and it doesn't go down. and the people are nice.

 

I til'd this but then I remembered I saw a post where someone really didn't understand that you go to sleep at night sometimes, or that you try to. then I had to change it to an lol.

see I always know those people are out there, and many of them find their way to mturk sooner or later.

 

The fuck...



*pulls out a knife*

No one's going anywhere. I'm locking everyone in the basement here until situation stabilizes. I'll bring you guys a sandwich tomorrow morning. You all are going to sit here and do your Noah's or whatever the fuck you guys do these days, and you're going to eat your sandwich, and you're going to enjoy it.

 

YOU EAT A SANDWISH

 

LBS
Find Whether Labor Strikes Ended in An Agreement
$15.00

nobody should do this. I almost started this, then realized the requester's approval rate is 50%.​

 

Our homeboy has been totally balling the past couple years apparently. 1.5B exit wtf...



And is up to some new shenanigans now

 

I vaguely pictured jon brelig living in his parents' basement. is he rich?

 

That's how I read the post too. Dear Leader would never accept such betrayal.

 

you guys know that a bunch of the people here also post on mtc right?

P.S. I just mean when this site goes down, not permanently.

 

Those are our spies, they are there just to do recon and gather information. TurkerView agents are everywhere. From Internet forums to your local dairy delivery company - we've compromised them all. You can find us in the most unexpected places.

 

those people who get that dairy truck sometimes are up to no good! the one who is a schoolteacher is the really suspicious one.

 

...

 

And I might be there, too. And I'm definitely not an AI chat thing. I'm real. Really, a real live person. 'Cause I don't know a thing. Nothing. Nothing at all. Right? Just ask me somethin. You'll see. Real person....yep, real....'course, not knowing anything could prove I'm a menu....but that's an AI, right?....Oh, I see. I'm real. Y'all are the AIs.....I'm surrounded! None of yous are real.

 

Can I have soup? Soup's better for old people to eat. Easier. I'm an old people when I'm not an AI.........ugh...oops. Forget I said that.