06/08 - Thirsting for Thursday!

I'll respond as best I can

 

ˈkänˌtrastē/
adjective
informal

1. (of a photograph, movie, or television picture) showing a high degree of contrast.

 

PM sent or naw.

 

I have many philosophical questions about life I'm going to send you and I expect full paragraph replies answering me in detail.

 

You hear that you 21 guests? We 'bout to exclude the shit out of you so you better join us.

 

You call this love?



Nah, I love y'all, too.

 

I'll pm you anytime

 

Today's Projected Earnings: $46.10

Spoiler: Today's Projected Earnings Full Details

Requester	Submitted	Projected
Pinterest	54	$31.40
Joseph Austerweil	1	$6.00
Dr. Jayawickreme	1	$4.00
Andrea Miller	1	$1.00
The Choice Lab	1	$1.00
Decision Making Studies	1	$0.90
James Martherus	1	$0.75
Kellogg Consumer Study	1	$0.55
Research Lab AB	1	$0.50

 

You did those devils?

 

Now I'm all jelly

 

There are so many things I want to say to this, but I'm pretty sure someone would have to sic HR on me. Cause nothing I have to say is less than X rated.

Totally don't pm me anything inapprop. I repeat, do not send me dirty pics. That would be an inappropriate request.

 

Yes, I'll do everything she allows me to do.

 

I'll just send it through the surrogate.
@ChrisTurk

 

Called it. I thought I would use the time to do something more efficient and productive. Called that one wrong.

 

Today is my favorite day of the month because it's Costco day.

 

Meh, been feeling too sick to really concentrate on anything all week.

Today's Projected Earnings: $10.85 + Bonuses: $2.40 = $13.25

Spoiler: Today's Projected Earnings Full Details

Requester	Submitted	Projected
Cognitive Development	4	$4.00
IPsoft AWS Account	8	$3.20
Bonuses	N/A	$2.40
Andrea Miller	1	$1.00
Alison Wood Brooks	1	$1.00
Edward Stiglitz	1	$0.50
Shai Davidai	1	$0.40
Peter Keller	1	$0.25
Deep Dialogue	1	$0.20
Pinterest	1	$0.20
CERL Vanderbilt	1	$0.10

 

Oh man, you have no idea the things I make him do for my money. I think he's scarred for life.