07/02 - Super Sunday!

Title: List 10,000 Celebrities | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Emrah Gultekin [A2A2WSN3X0HTZ7] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: List the names of 10,000 Celebrities - Actors, Actresses, Politicians, Producers, Directors, Business People. Time: 24 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $50.00 Qualifications: None;

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cant you like? just wikipedia and do that easily in an hour or so?

 

Title: Answer a 60-second survey | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Colleen P. Kirk [A1ZMZ9DTKNN8R6] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 2.33] [Fast: 4.17] [Comm: 3.67] [Fair: 4.50] [Reviews: 24] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Take a very short survey about a consumer purchasing scenario Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 38 Reward: $0.04 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Location is US;

 

Title: Take a 10-12 min marketing survey | PANDA Requester: Ryan Hamilton [A2ZUOG3QXS0LEK] (Contact) TO: [Comm: 5.00] [Pay: 4.56] [Fair: 5.00] [Fast: 4.96] [Reviews: 28] [ToS: 0] Description: Answer a few questions, no wrong answers Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward $0.75 Qualifications: Masters has been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

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another one

 

Cow + Dog

 

Bam. Post vacation motivation --

The following is a summary of activity for your Mechanical Turk account for the week ending Jul 01, 2017.

Your HIT activity for this week:
- Number of HITs submitted: 170

Approvals and payments that occurred this week:
- Number of HITs approved: 20
- Number of HITs rejected: 0
- HIT reward earned: $28.27
- Total Amount earned this week: $28.27

 

You seem to be implying he'll actually pay and not just reject you because you didn't include his favorite 40s B list celebrity from Czechoslovakia.

 

Are you implying that there exists ANYONE who isn't obsessed with Ladislav Smoljak? HOW DARE YOU. If Jáchyme, hoď ho do stroje! didn't have you in stitches, STITCHES from laughing so hard well, I just doubt that you have any cinematic taste to speak of.




I am really committed to my gags you guys.

 

He must've been really dedicated to be acting in movies from when he was barely 10 years old.

 

Listen, I was not willing to dedicate enough effort to finding a legit B list Czech actor from the 40s so I went with B list Czech actor from the 70s/80s. I think we can agree I put in more then the requisite amount of funny time effort.

 

To be fair, I doubt you can find many, during that era Czechoslovakia was part of Nazi Germany then the Soviet Union. I had to doublecheck my history lessons to make sure my joke was suitably unfeasible.

 

Yeah, I actually did find a Czech magicican/entertainer from the 30s/40s who was pretty well known buuuut he kinda died in a super tragic way and I thought it would be in poor taste to make that reference as a gag. I mean, I like offensive jokes, but not that offensive.