07/18 - Tantalizing Tuesday!

I am trying to force myself to get through the Jeff 6.25 survey so I am going to end up MAYBE at 30..here is me trying to do it..

 

I figure if I post enough of these, I will either be booted or get the funniest post of the month..DREAMING big!

 

It's not that easy, there is a very delicate formula for getting funniest post.

It basically involves making fun of @Randomacts harshly enough that it's funny, but delicately enough that you don't get one of these:

 

Title: Advice giving to friends(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Joan Miller [A391UPTH0TB827] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.53] [Fast: 4.71] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 4.64] [Reviews: 18] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: You will answer questions about giving advice to friends Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 2 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 97; Exc: [48384357-50738] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

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If you were describing chairs and used the term "trash can" for one... You're awesome!

 

Title: Annotate videos of cars driving - Qualification Test | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: globalworkforge [A2RCMN80FDD02G] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.40] [Fast: 4.83] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 22] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Annotate the video as per the instructions Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Location is one of: CA, US;

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Which brings me to my 3rd point:

Your joke must be worded correctly.

 

I would have attacked my intelligence a little more, but you're on the right track.

 

Can't attack what doesn't exist

 

Sorry bud but that wasn't just an open door but the entire barn wall was open on that one

 

And this actually misses the times I've just posted "sell out" gifs.

BTW.. I feel like you're the guy in the movies the government assassinates quickly for knowing too much.

That's obviously not a threat or anything. The fine requesters who only pay the lowest of wages would never stoop to such levels.. just y'know, making an observation.

 

I am the guy that gets assassinated in a lot of different type of movies for a lot of different types of reasons. My character wouldn't even have made it through Toy Story without getting whacked.

 

I just get banned over and over

 

Title: Answer a very quick, anonymous survey about products(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Mkt Study [A3GDWPU12SI3RR] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.85] [Fast: 4.83] [Comm: 3.67] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 29] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $6.00/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Respond to some questions about your perceptions of products Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [-1071384903-49582] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

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