07/28 - Happy MAD/SysAdmin Friday!

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  1. TurkingMaster

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    How old is she? It could be penis envy.

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    TurkingMaster, Jul 28, 2017
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  2. alomba87

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    There's like a 10% chance that's the case. The black girls on my team refer to her as being "very extra".
     
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  3. alomba87

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    She'll be 29 again for the first tmie in October, like OMG!

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    alomba87, Jul 28, 2017
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  4. Hummingbirdee

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    Dude, just no. What's the point of penis envy when you can just buy one? Or steal one.
     
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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 28, 2017
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  5. Randomacts

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    The detachment is process is kind of painful though.
     
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  6. alomba87

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    *furiously searches for clip of Eddie Izzard saying he doesn't have penis envy, he has penis ambivalence*
     
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    alomba87, Jul 28, 2017
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  7. Hummingbirdee

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    Well, if a man ever suggests to me that I might have penis envy, I probably wouldn't care if it hurts.

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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 28, 2017
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  8. TurkingMaster

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    You steal my penis I'll be very angry and inform the penis authorities. Ahuhu! Not in my murica!

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    TurkingMaster, Jul 28, 2017
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  9. Randomacts

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    That is a fitting top gif on giphy right now
     
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    Randomacts, Jul 28, 2017
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  10. ThisPoorGuy

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    Did you use the Bearnie GIF approach?
     
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    ThisPoorGuy, Jul 28, 2017
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  11. Hummingbirdee

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    That was funny.

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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 28, 2017
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  12. TurkingMaster

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    I suspected as much.
     
    TurkingMaster, Jul 28, 2017
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  13. Hummingbirdee

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    I used the polite, considerate way. I should have used a Bearnie gif instead. Everyone knew this chick would lose it, and thus I got stuck with it.


    Shoulda just sent her a humorous Bearnie gif saying, "YOU'RE FIRED! MAKE AMERICA BEARNIE AGAIN!"
     
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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 28, 2017
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  14. ThisPoorGuy

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    No joke, my daughter has made me listen to this so much I can nail the song while listening to the music only karaoke version now. The key is to start 9 seconds in, then you're golden ;)
     
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    ThisPoorGuy, Jul 28, 2017
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  15. AMindAtTurk

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    Title: Short survey about TV provider(~ 4 minutes) | PANDA
    Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
    Requester: Chulpan Khismatova [A1UPZ0L3821DXJ] (Contact)
    TO 1: Not Available
    TO 2: Not Available
    Description: Tell us about your decision about choosing TV provider
    Time: 40 minutes
    HITs Available: 12
    Reward: $0.61
    Qualifications: Exc: [52584-51995] has not been granted; Total approved HITs is not less than 100; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80; Location is one of: US;
    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.11​
     
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    AMindAtTurk, Jul 28, 2017
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  16. alomba87

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    Hold on, guys, gotta get to work:

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    These pennies aren't gonna make themselves.
     
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    alomba87, Jul 28, 2017
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    That can be arranged. I found a place to make custom trucker hats ;)
     
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    ThisPoorGuy, Jul 28, 2017
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    Woah now, save some for us.
     
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    Trickydude24, Jul 28, 2017
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  19. angel

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    $2.62 away from my weekly goal
    Today's Projected Earnings: $25.67 + Bonuses: $1.00 = $26.67 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.11)


    ⁣HITsValue
    Viewed13$30.92
    Submitted10$25.67
    Approved2$2.12
    Returned3$5.25
    BonusesN/A$1.00
     
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    You didn't go with "You'd be our greatest asset,if you worked for our competitor." Ha that one cracks me up still.
     
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