08/04 - Funktastic Friday!

I have a cat that likes to lick me a lot, I'm pretty sure she is just waiting til I die so she can eat my eyeballs. She's like a little cat chef tasting what she is cooking. Letting me age so I taste better.

 

Doctor, add this:

?MID=YOURTURKID

to the end of the survey link.

 

edit: How about dogs?

 

When @Missesdash shows up.

 

She's actually getting salt off skin because she has a bad taste in her mouth because she doesn't have toilet paper.

 

Further proof of the illumikitty conspiracy to murder @Missesdash

 

HAHA OMG

 

Title: Views and Attitudes(~ 12 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: GEMS Lab [A11T8FV5IJG5KU] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: 4.63] [Comm: 3.62] [Fair: 4.64] [Reviews: 74] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $17.48/hr] [Pen: 0.83 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Participants will answer four short questionnaires, and provide some basic demographic information. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Exc: [51958-52845] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

 

Lol I swear it is actually this. Usually around my ankles because they can sneak up and get a few good cuddles in before I jump up and run away. My boyfriend's cat would just roll around on my macbook while I looked on from the other side of the room

 

That cat's going to murder someone. You can see it in his eyes.

 

Whoever put the tie on that cat sealed their own fate. I don't even blame the cat but you're right that's a 100% "I will sell all 9 of my lives to the Devil to get my just revenge on you human" look.

 

Title: Investigating Semantic Representations(~ 17 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Dermot Lynott [A325L0H6Q5L71I] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.67] [Fast: 4.68] [Comm: 3.86] [Fair: 4.75] [Reviews: 26] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: --/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: A multiple choice survey about common words Time: 1 hour 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 97; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1; Location In US;

 

Big moves are the emotional thunderdome of long term relationships. Matt has been playing an incredibly boring audiobook I haven't heard the first half of. Not that I would need to hear it to know they are stuck in the Antarctic and it sucks and this guy should be ashamed for leaving behind such a boring diary.

 

Title: Judge alien chef recommendations | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Finale Doshi-Velez [A39L1HCK5SXKEL] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Judge and decisions made by alien chefs, testing machine learning algorithms Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: None;

 

Title: Selecting occupations that fit a particular social class rank | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Matt Weeks [A23FCNOVAVXSC1] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.13] [Fast: 3.86] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 4.43] [Reviews: 19] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: --/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: You will select occupations that fit with a particular social class rank, answer a couple of questions about those occupations, and provide anonymous demographic information Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;