08/07 - Mundane Monday

VVV

 

To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 0% of your yearly income, you are a fucking polar bear for god's sake, catch and eat fish till you die.

 

I'm just vexxed it doesn't have a spot to include assets!

11.8% isn't too bad bro!

 

Well I don't presume to be a pharmacy tech forever so I'm actually doing very good all things considered. I have my dad to thanks for the finance edumacation.

 

To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 0% of your yearly income (less any employer match, if applicable). This year, for example, the amount would be $-0 or $-0 a month. The total amount needed for retirement, including amounts already saved, is $0.

 

To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 7.3% of your yearly income (less any employer match, if applicable). This year, for example, the amount would be $7,266 or $606 a month. The total amount needed for retirement, including amounts already saved, is $3,179,525.

I already save 19%, so this was of no help at all.

 

This felt like a John Oliver rant for some reason which I really enjoyed.

 

Dayuuuuum, and I thought I was doing good over here with my 10%

Move over fellas, Jasper is King!




(not being sarcastic, I'm very impressed!)

 

To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 9.7% of your yearly income (less any employer match, if applicable). This year, for example, the amount would be $9,709 or $809 a month. The total amount needed for retirement, including amounts already saved, is $2,365,865.

This amounts to $2,432,872,578,213,654,678.67 Canadian dollars

 

I also got this in the mail from my employer last week. My numbers stink =/

 

Jesus. Are you retiring at 40? 3.1 million dollars for retirement?

 

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Hah, Thanks, I save that much cause I have no sort of life, or major expenses or debts.

Between my actual self-savings and my IRA, the retirement will be shit in comparison.

But it does come at the price of being an introverted hermit/ rapper / artist with mental health issues.

Would not recommend.

 

Inflation makes it really hard to tell how much that is worth.

 

Close. 35.

 

Used to refer to an education that someone received at a crappy school, or a lack of education all together.
I received my edumacation at Willits High School.

 

Most of my income funnels back into the farms, but pine trees don't return on investment for a loooong time.

Someone tell that calculator I'm investing my wit and charm for my retirement!

 

Jesus everybody here is making 6 figures?

Why the hell are you turking?