08/07 - Mundane Monday

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  1. lefty

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  2. Girl Polar Bear

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    To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 0% of your yearly income, you are a fucking polar bear for god's sake, catch and eat fish till you die.
     
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  3. lefty

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    I'm just vexxed it doesn't have a spot to include assets!

    11.8% isn't too bad bro!
     
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  5. lefty

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    Well I don't presume to be a pharmacy tech forever so I'm actually doing very good all things considered. I have my dad to thanks for the finance edumacation.

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    To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 0% of your yearly income (less any employer match, if applicable). This year, for example, the amount would be $-0 or $-0 a month. The total amount needed for retirement, including amounts already saved, is $0.

    :flail:
     
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  7. Jasper

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    To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 7.3% of your yearly income (less any employer match, if applicable). This year, for example, the amount would be $7,266 or $606 a month. The total amount needed for retirement, including amounts already saved, is $3,179,525.

    I already save 19%, so this was of no help at all.
     
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    This felt like a John Oliver rant for some reason which I really enjoyed.
     
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  9. lefty

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    Dayuuuuum, and I thought I was doing good over here with my 10%

    Move over fellas, Jasper is King!

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    (not being sarcastic, I'm very impressed!)
     
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    To provide the inflation-adjusted retirement income you desire, you may need to save 9.7% of your yearly income (less any employer match, if applicable). This year, for example, the amount would be $9,709 or $809 a month. The total amount needed for retirement, including amounts already saved, is $2,365,865.

    This amounts to $2,432,872,578,213,654,678.67 Canadian dollars
     
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    I also got this in the mail from my employer last week. My numbers stink =/
     
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    Jesus. Are you retiring at 40? 3.1 million dollars for retirement?
     
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    Title: Fast and easy content viewing (few minutes for possible $0.60) - E9wFc44lvfE51NKaNisCV | PANDA
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    Requester: Sticky [A1I5WZRIXY5GS9] (Contact)
    TO 1: [Pay: 4.40] [Fast: 4.76] [Comm: 4.12] [Fair: 4.72] [Reviews: 128] [ToS: 1]
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    Description: Look at some content for a few minutes to help us improve our measurements.
    Requirements: Age is not greater than 70; Location is US; Age is not less than 18
    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.5
     
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    Hah, Thanks, I save that much cause I have no sort of life, or major expenses or debts.

    Between my actual self-savings and my IRA, the retirement will be shit in comparison.

    But it does come at the price of being an introverted hermit/ rapper / artist with mental health issues.

    Would not recommend.
     
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    Inflation makes it really hard to tell how much that is worth.
     
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  17. Jasper

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    Close. 35.
     
  18. Girl Polar Bear

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    Used to refer to an education that someone received at a crappy school, or a lack of education all together.
    I received my edumacation at Willits High School.
     
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    Most of my income funnels back into the farms, but pine trees don't return on investment for a loooong time.

    Someone tell that calculator I'm investing my wit and charm for my retirement!
     
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    Jesus everybody here is making 6 figures?

    Why the hell are you turking? :emoji_laughing:
     
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