08/11 - Feels Like Friday!

G'er Mernin'

 

Miss u Zs

 

if you do it enough times you might build up an immunity

 

How warm is your house? I would save it, but Josh would toss it.

 

Didn't they do this with Disney music the other day? And TSwift? I think I could be friends with them!

 

Having gone through food poisoning once my new motto is, "When in doubt, throw it out"

 

When in doubt, pour lots of booze ontop of the food in your belly.

 

If it smells like thousand island - Keep it
If it almost smells like thousand island - Keep it
If it at least looks a little bit like thousand island - Keep it
If it's definitely fucked - do a taste test.
If it tastes bad - ask for a second opinion.
If second opinion vomits - throw it away.

 

So Erica got some fast food mexican right. And she left a tiny bit, and I gobbled it up because I'm a trash disposal. Like literally a few spoonfuls of chicken or something.

30 minutes later she's roostering all over the place, and a few hours later we end up in the ED because I'm terrified she's too dehydrated.
We get discharged at like 0100, and when we get home my gut starts a-rumblin.

Cue the worst next few hours of my life... I just took her zofran and avoided the ED, but still...

NEVER AGAIN.

D:

 

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Praise the lord for heather <3

 

Who?

 

The requester above that comment

 

This line got me

Also everyone needs to register their SO to the site if we're gonna start dropping first names all the time because its getting hard to remember people I don't have avatars for.. Of course I feel like I've known Matt for 20 years now, @Dave & @angel are locked into memory 'cause they're hilarious, @Asylus & @Rycros both have faces to the names.. Everyone else, get your lives together and tell your SO to quit having a real life and Turk instead.

 

How can you be in a bad mood after listening to this??