08/13 - Swift Sunday!

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  1. EssArrBee

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    Your dogs is already eating crap off the ground, licking his/her own genitals, and probably puking in the yard and then eating it later, so it's going to happen anyways. Plus, if you're that hungover, you won't care.
     
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    Hey, I have not booted it and do not plan to. You just shut your dirty mouth mister!

    Though, once I hurled on my kitchen floor and mid puke see my dog eating it off the floor while I'm stil hurling my guts out. There was a moment where I locked eyes with the little dude and thought, "WTF." I'm sure it was a delightful treat for him and he was so happy.

    This picture perfectly describes what a little shit that dog was (I dearly loved him, he was my first dog). He knocked the Christmas tree over as revenge when I tethered him to the table so he couldn't leave my sight while training him (he was a big trouble maker and this method actually did work, I gradually increased the length until he was well behaved out of sight.) Don't confuse this for an accident, that dog would clothesline people with his leash- he knew what he was doing.

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    My dog doesn't puke in the yard and eat it up, if my dog was puking that often I'd seriously have to revise his diet. Also, he's a fat fuck who can barely scratch his own ear, he rarely licks his genitals because he does not have fleas or any sort of skin issues either. Nor does my dog eat random crap off the ground because I watch him like a hawk because people are so ill-mannered about what trash they leave lying around.
     
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    Really people. Is the thread catching on fire because of a dog puking/drunk indifference thing? It is Sunday, go out and play with the critter I know you want to!
     
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  5. Ana*

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    and leave the batches to me
     
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    Title: Process and Recall Study 3 | PANDA
    Requester: Surveys [A12QGMRLRQVKBY] (Contact)
    TO: [Comm: 4.43] [Pay: 3.85] [Fair: 5.00] [Fast: 4.88] [Reviews: 45] [ToS: 0]
    Description: Process and Recall Study 3
    Time: Unable to pull duration
    HITs Available: 30
    Reward: $1.00
    Qualifications: previousx has not been granted; Total approved HITs is not less than 5000; process has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99; Location is US
    This HIT was posted through TurkerHub xPort Script v2.1 • Learn More • Install Here
     
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    You can't tell me what to do, I wanted to play with them!

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    Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

    The following is a summary of activity for your Mechanical Turk account for the week ending Aug 12, 2017.

    Your HIT activity for this week:
    - Number of HITs submitted: 2,230

    Approvals and payments that occurred this week:
    - Number of HITs approved: 3,802
    - Number of HITs rejected: 0
    - Bonus reward earned: $6.19
    - HIT reward earned: $214.65
    - Total Amount earned this week: $220.84
     
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    Batch dance? :dunno:
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    Grant someone's wish and then curse it....

    Batch granted. It's all p9r's.
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    If those 5s didn't have that dreadful submission lag between HITs, they'd be :emoji_ok_hand:.
     
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    I was looking for something else, but this was hilarious. :ap:
     
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    They always jump around on me and I am chasing after the bullet button/ annoying so I stop almost as soon as I start.
     
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    I feel like I'm on west coast time. Been up 6 hours, but it's almost 1pm and I'm just getting a coffee and first meal now.

    Espressoooooooooo

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