08/14 - Mostly Monday

Normally I'm with you on principle but really I can crank out 5 sentences in like 20 seconds. If you're talking about that sandboy hit...

He is known around the neighborhood for building sand castles. Thats where his name comes from. His sand castles are awesome. People in the neighborhood love them. They think his sandcastles are beautiful.

16 seconds

 

How does Randomacts wake up and have $30 already while we, the surfs, struggle to eke out our earnings? He must me master of the manor or have secret turk skills and secret requesters we only wish we had.

 

I once told a woman I had a 13 inch penis

 

I want to go back to sleep but the moment I do it will rain hits -_-

 

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Clearly you are overconfident.

 

My opinions on taxes? Gonna need more than 30 minutes.

 

i thought of her when i saw this one today

 

I'm not sure you want to do the sex with any woman who would be excited by a 13 incher

 

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Well, I am about 6.50 away from my daily goal so that and the tears of a loch ness monster.

 

JLo

 

I feel like this was written by someone who wants to get started as a creative writer and just wanted some exposure... and so do most TIFUs.