08/18 - Fisticuffs Friday!

angel · Aug 18, 2017

Girl Polar Bear said: ↑

Please tell me why I am seeing these racy sergeys popping up on my screen,
Why you guys do not want 10 cents for a little work?
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they're bad, but with a one cap unless I'm sitting here drooling in front of an empty que I usually don't bother. But for you I did one today.

glossolalia · Aug 18, 2017

I'm $70 away from my weekly goal. I may not get there, but hopefully I'll be close--this week is looking a lot better than last week for me though!

Hummingbirdee · Aug 18, 2017

@gurlondrums @ThisPoorGuy

Windstream is gonna get a very unpleasant phone call if my internet doesn't get it's shit together here soon.

HEY TIM FROM WINDSTREAM, I'M SORRY, DO I PAY FOR SHIT SPEED? NO? WELL THEN EXPLAIN THIS FUCKERY.

Terrasita · Aug 18, 2017

Hazmat said: ↑

Dammnit, you beat me to it.

I hope we can still do the study.
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I know, me too. It sounded kind of interesting.

Girl Polar Bear · Aug 18, 2017

angel said: ↑

they're bad
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suddenly, you made to my list. I will put you next to @ChrisTurk

Rocknrolla · Aug 18, 2017

I'm $1.91 away from weekly goal

Randomacts · Jun 14, 2019

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hvnnvr · Aug 18, 2017

glossolalia said: ↑

I'm $70 away from my weekly goal. I may not get there, but hopefully I'll be close--this week is looking a lot better than last week for me though!
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Godspeed and more power to you...

Now get back to work and stop being social on the forum...lol

glossolalia · Aug 18, 2017

hvnnvr said: ↑

Godspeed and more power to you...

Now get back to work and stop being social on the forum...lol
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I will when I catch some stuff!

Girl Polar Bear · Aug 18, 2017

Randomacts said: ↑

Most of the time the hits fall off my hit finder a few seconds after they show up. Not counting the log ofc.
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hvnnvr · Aug 18, 2017

Hummingbirdee said: ↑

HEY TIM FROM WINDSTREAM, I'M SORRY, DO I PAY FOR SHIT SPEED? NO? WELL THEN EXPLAIN THIS FUCKERY.

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Go get your dress and high heels on and go get in the plane and air mail deliver that modem right through Tim's window...

hvnnvr · Aug 18, 2017

glossolalia said: ↑

I will when I catch some stuff!

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Fair enough...

DikDik · Aug 18, 2017

Title: The effects of social transmission biases on human cultural evolution(~ 45 minutes) | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Biocultural Diversity & Conservation Lab [A2BYYC0IXAI0QL] (Contact)
TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 4.00] [Reviews: 5] [ToS: 0]
TO 2: [Rate: $10.52/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0]
Reward: $6.75
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes
Available: 2
Description: Not Available
Requirements: Total approved HITs is not less than 5000; Exc: [-1478634222-54402] has not been granted ; Inc: [569820928-54402] has been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 98; Location is one of: US
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.5
I got an email about this, only took me 30 minutes!

Randomacts · Aug 18, 2017

Hummingbirdee said: ↑

@gurlondrums @ThisPoorGuy

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Windstream is gonna get a very unpleasant phone call if my internet doesn't get it's shit together here soon.

HEY TIM FROM WINDSTREAM, I'M SORRY, DO I PAY FOR SHIT SPEED? NO? WELL THEN EXPLAIN THIS FUCKERY.

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Thank you for contacting Windstream support. We have diagnosed the issue and you will be getting your correct speed of 10/1 shortly.

angel · Aug 18, 2017

Randomacts said: ↑

Most of the time the hits fall off my hit finder a few seconds after they show up. Not counting the log ofc.

According to my hitdb I have done $35.60 worth of them.

Do you have the script that turns most of them into one click?

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @icon         http://i.imgur.com/qPqGR1h.jpg
// @name         Sergey - Racy
// @namespace    Resurrected from the dead
// @version      900.1
// @include      https://www.mturkcontent.com/dynamic/*
// @include      https://www.google.com/evaluation/endor/mturk*
// // @match        file:///*
// @require      https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.4/jquery.min.js
// @PANDA        https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=348F9UQ1NKYKKLYGU0FQAUWODIHI23
// @compatible   Known to work on: Chrome 46+, Tampermonkey v4.1.10, Windows 7 x64
// ==/UserScript==
const signature = "Video raciness evaluation", sigfunction = document.title;
const ᛟ = 5, ᛁ = 300, ᛏ = (ᛟ*ᛁ)+10, ᚱ = ['Absolutely inoffensive','Not really racy','Somewhat racy','Soft porn','Pornography'];
$(function() {
    var kväverSvenskaModellen = ಠ_ಠ=>{
        var ℒ=ಠ_ಠ.length,ᛋ=0,ᛊ=0,ℂ="",ℑ=$("<table id='♚'>");
        ℑ.ᚠ=function(){ℂ=$(`<tr id=☎${ᛊ++}>`);this.append(ℂ);};
        var ᚡ=(π)=>{ℂ.append(`<td class='☏'><div class='☷'><img class='☕' src='https://i.ytimg.com/vi/${π}/hqdefault.jpg'/>${ᚾ(π)}</div><div class="☷ video-title">${$(`#video-title-${π}`).text()}</div></td>`);};
        var ᚾ=(π)=>{s=`<select class='♐' name=${π} id=♻-${ಠ_ಠ.indexOf(π)}-${π} value=2>`;
                    for (var i=2,l=0;l<ᚱ.length;i+=2,l++){s+=`<option class='♆' value=${i}>${ᚱ[l]}</option>`;}
                    s+='</select>';    return s;};ℑ.ᚠ();
        for (var i=-1;++i<ℒ;){if (ᛋ===ᛟ){ℑ.ᚠ();ᛋ=0;}ᚡ(ಠ_ಠ[i]);ᛋ++;}
        $('#instructions').after(ℑ);
    };
    var Ѿ = function() {
        var ᛞ = $('input.mdl-slider').get().map(v=>v.name);
        kväverSvenskaModellen(ᛞ);
        //oo();
        $('form').prepend('<input type=hidden class="mdl-slider" value=2>');
        $('#videos-table').remove();
        throw new Error("Google doesn't care about poor people."); // Forcibly halt execution, prevent control being returned to processApiResponse
    };
    var attachStyleSheet=()=>{
        $('head').append(`<style>
.♐ {width: ${ᛁ}px; font-size: 14px; height: 32px; padding: 0 1%; font-weight: 700; text-indent: 32px; position: absolute; bottom: 0; left:0; background: #EFD4DA; border: 3px ridge #C39B8F}
.♆ {font-weight: 700; border: 3px ridge #C39B8F}
.☏ {width: ${ᛁ+2}px; margin: 1px; vertical-align: top}
.☷ {width: ${ᛁ+2}px; margin: 1px; position:relative}
.☕ {width: ${ᛁ}px}
#☢ {box-shadow: 0 8px 16px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.2), 0 6px 20px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.19);border-radius: 8px;background-color: rgba(197, 181, 197, 0.85);
font-size: 14px;width: 195px;letter-spacing: 5px;outline:none;z-index:5;position:absolute;top:5px}
#♚ {width: ${ᛏ}px; border: 3px groove #DECB87; margin: 0 auto}
#submitButton {display: block; margin: 0 auto}
.mdl-layout__content {overflow-x: auto}
</style>`);
    };
    function Ç(å) {
        if (å.length) {const ï = "Instructions";$('body').prepend('<button id="☢" type="button">-'+ï+'</button>');
                       $("#☢").click(()=>{$('#☢').text((ì,Œ)=>{return (Œ.slice(0,1)==='+'?'-':'+')+ï;});å.forEach((µ)=>{$(µ).toggle();});}).click()[0].scrollIntoView();}}
    /*"D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the....." */

    window.dontexportthis=(e)=>{return true; };

    if ( signature === sigfunction ) {
        attachStyleSheet();
        Ç(['header','#instructions']);
        console.debug(`Sergelicious: ${signature}.`);
        //oo = componentHandler.upgradeDom;
        if ( $('.mdl-slider').length ) Ѿ(); else componentHandler.upgradeDom = Ѿ;
        //debugger;
    }
});

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I ment not bad but will try the script thanks

Randomacts · Aug 18, 2017

angel said: ↑

I ment not bad but will try the script thanks
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The hits suck without this script but they are honest pretty damn good with it.

Girl Polar Bear · Aug 18, 2017

He paid, I thought it was a joke

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Guy Voichek for work related to 3UZUVSO3P7V9I2OUF0WFLXQQJHGME7.
The value of your bonus is: $1.00 USD

hvnnvr · Aug 18, 2017

Randomacts said: ↑

Thank you for contacting Windstream support. We have diagnosed the issue and you will be getting your correct speed of 10/1 shortly.
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Should pour a circle of salt, light some candles and start chanting for a car to take out your nearest power pole or better yet concentrator pedestal?

DikDik · Aug 18, 2017

Today's Projected Earnings: $35.76 + Bonuses: $0.50 = $36.26

Not too bad since I only spent 1.5-2 hours or so actually working today

Randomacts · Aug 18, 2017

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Guy Voichek for work related to 3R0WOCG21M9N34F3S7CH6PPZWSJDU0.
The value of your bonus is: $2.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for your careful work on our HIT.

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