08/18 - Fisticuffs Friday!

Um... Where do I begin... I can only imagine what Tim did to "get you some internet" hopefully he didn't fry the last few brain cells he had while peeing onto the PRI and DSLAM. As for the low moraled, pre-marital yankee whore of the town, I have quite a few yankee whore friends and the perceived low morality, cut throat honesty and lack of southern graces usually makes every situation that much more fun to endure. As for the cookies, you at least didn't poison the cookies you made for the forum, right? As for being a witch and the big bay window, its cause you forgot your pants most mornings.

If you really want to tick off the prudish neighbors loud higher than R-rated soundtracks playing every time they drive by should do the trick and not to mention the gossip of you needing more 'of the devil internet speeds' should get them assuming all sorts of fun things.

 

FTFY...

After that statement it would probably include both...

 

@Hummingbirdee at least you never had to try to explain any of the online stuff to Shreveport PD cuz EMTs said somethin illegal had to be goin on with 42 phones, 5 comps and 3 laptops... especially since I "ain't from round hur" as they said... THAT was a fun night

 

Is it slow tonight or is it just me ?

 

it's cuz I'm here

 

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Depending on your age that was either a BBS, a startup ISP/WISP with telephony offerings, a onshore 'offshore' call center, a Microsoft technical scam support center or an off track betting center. Regardless this sounds like fun story.

 

They came in under assumption of human trafficking or prostitution.... I'm like I run apps that show ads and make money among other stuff... Barney Fife would've had an easier time understanding...

 

Tonight, I heard the sound of whoosing, started thinking, "Oh no, that's not peeing is it?"

See Bearnie, peeing on the towel next to his litter box. He likes his litter box just fine, it's not dirty. He just wanted to whizz on that towel and I forgot to put it back up after I got out of the shower. He saw me and immediately ran, there was that moment of locked eye contact where we both knew he was being a little dick and he knew he should run far away cause I was so mad.

I will say, Tim was a redneck out of the wazoo, but very friendly. And yeah, some of the town adore me cause I like football and beer and I do actually enjoy the whole small town aspect where I can literally feed people cookies (I have, it was awesome) and the kids are all volunteering to dog sit when I'm gone. The rest of the town however, I'm like the yankee Grinch here to corrupt the southern gentlemen. 90% of the women I've met so far have told me to Bless my Heart, as if I haven't been down South long enough to pick up on that, and ask me when I'm going to church and when will I finally marry Matt? Bish, that ain't your bidness.

I do really like the folks that have so tried to make me feel welcome by telling me about how they've been up North, and we all seem to be fine people who are actually just as friendly, if not just a bit faster and louder. Someone told me she loves, "exotic hispanic food," and just LOOOOVES "the hispanics." I had to stop myself from laughing at that one, cause she was genuinely trying to be nice. I told her to come over for habicheluas and beers any time.

I actually am excited for halloween if we are still here because apparently half the town turns this place into a friggen extravagazna and kids from 3 counties show up for haunted houses and roving trick or treat trailers and hay rides AND AND AND, I can apparently make homemade treats without anyone thinking I will poison their child. Clearly, I will dress up as the Yankee Devil. It will be AMAZING. I'm supposed to tailgate across fromt he Dollar General (the only store in town) and the old dudes are delighted that I want to make my famous chicken dip. So, that stuff is lovely actually.

Sherry the turbo Grinch can suck it if she thinks I'm turning that fucking light on though. I'd apologize for the fact she saw me sans pants but she hollered at me at 10:40 at night so not sure what she expected to see if not my ass.

 

Whoops, I came to the wrong forum!

 

Oh phone farming... yes you were brokering oversees transactions involving humans. I would have answered the door and been like got a warrant? Guess you need to be waking up a judge I will wait right here till it arrives.

You need an adventures of birdie blog or to write a book titling it the "The Yankee She-Devil; Corrupting Through Baked Good as She Blesses Your Heart with a Little Something Extra in Your Cookie"

 

LOL like SPD gives a %Y$% about the law, just luckily I ain't black or I'd have been arrested or worse at the door... WISH I was joking

 

...do I really wanna do RnRs?

 

I never had a problem with them while at Keesler or Barksdale to be honest then again guess they like messing with the locals more.

 

What year is it? 2009?
DO NOT DO THEM

 

Depends what's the price your willing to put on your soul?

 

Boredom lol

 

actually, I like this ...