08/22 - Tiny Bit Tuesday!

I asked Bearnie if he felt bad about stealing my steak. Guys, I don't think he feels bad at all.



Matt told the vet that Bearnie has to get better because I love him more than anything in the world. She looked at me and pointed to Matt and said, "Well, after him I'm sure!" and then we laughed hysterically. All 3 of us. She has a sign that says she loves her cats, her dogs, and then her husband- in that order. We all understand that Bearnie is my #1 and if I had to murder Matt for parts or a blood sacrifice in order to make Bearnie live for 60 more years, I totally would.

 

oh i know. Mine turned to cancer and I wrongly put him on chemo.me . Not a good idea. I wasted 7 or 8 thousand .

 

I got the CSN qual too.

It's like getting money from a survey without actually having to take a survey.

 

I once had a cat who waited till I turned my back on a burger and stole the meat from between the buns. She left everything else intact so I never suspected anything until I bit into the nonburger... they're all assholes

 

Wow!

 

But you did do a survey... it just wasn't today...

 

lol so many broken engaging news projects are up

 

When we were talking with the vet about possibly turning Bearnie into Bearnita (to give him a wider urinary tract) I was thinking it over and maybe an hour after we left I turned to Matt and asked, "do you think a human transplant would work? For Bearnie? Like, wouldn't he be able to pee so well then?"

The fact that Matt actually considered if that would work and didn't ask about where I planned to find the, ahem, transplant material or even comment on the insanity of my thought process , shows you how much he is aware of my deep love for that cat and my extreme crazy.

I'm not even much of a cat person, but I just love that cat so much, I don't even understand.

Hey @Randomacts - how close are you to the Mojave desert? Just asking for funsies. Not planning a sacrifice or anything. Don't be suspicious of this bathtub full of ice.

 

~500 miles

 

Returning in a couple minutes a

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Not that far in a plane.



Jk Jk. Mostly.

 

hey you can't leave the East Coast w/o visting hippie town or I'll hold Bearnie for ransom!

 

But would you go 500 more?

 

Can these CI's approve alrdy pleaaaase.

 

Asheville? Been there, drank the Sierra Nevada!

Gonna be singing The Proclaimers for the rest of the night, thanks bro.

 

And can I get my laugh factory emblem back @ChrisTurk i'm still funny

 

but have you tried the 20+ other breweries