08/30 - Warlord Wednesday!

You need to live stream the entire journey through these circles of hell. With enough promotion for the stream I am sure you could just buy your own house in the middle of the country and let his ass hop all about and just fly in for the weekends.

 

Right. Josh would not even dare. He would be convincing me to sit and watch netflix with him because he knows damn well if I am working on a problem, I expect him to be as well. Even if it is just staring at me while I talk at him and freak out.

 

Pardon the momentary nerd freak out - but did anyone else know Michael Crichton release another posthumous novel??

It's called 'Dragon's Teeth' and it's taking all my strength to not sit in the car and real the whole thing right now.

 

My new plan is to livestream Matt saying increasingly more insane things on twitch, see how much money we make from people offering me 30 bucks to slap him or something.

 

And soon he'll be saying... Well I used to have ten fingers and two testicles...

 

Back to Texas to stay with my parents for a few weeks, then back to Cincinnati where I (mostly) grew up and went to college.

 

The amount is definitely is going to depend on your outfit. Just saying...

 

At this point, I think he might be afraid to eat anything I make him.

Yeah honey, try this peach pie I made you, no it's not poison!

I don't want to kill him guys, I want to sedate him and then just organize the entire move and transport him via plane. When he wakes up, we will be in a new place across the country.

Actually, I'll roll him up and toss him in the back of the moving fan, the pets and I will go on the plane.

 

This man watches Twitch.

 

Tell him that you will pay for your own movers. He just has to sit there and watch netflix...while you beat the crap out of him for money!

 

I could totally do that.

Oh, I'm on it. I may just cancel netflix for awhile.

 

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